7 definitions by baldpuss

Top Definition
A person of indeterminate age.

Origins in genetics, yo for young-old, akin to haploid (a sexually-incomplete condition of plants, who presumably are hapless: it can be hard to tell).
With makeup applied that deep by drywall trowel, she was a virtual yoploid.
by baldpuss January 26, 2005
German dish made with whipped eggs and rancid red cabbage.

Generally fried, or simply heaved before cooking as too revolting to contemplate.

(spelled with an unlaut over the u)
Avoid the Hof Heinrich: their ommelauts are swimming in grease, plus who can relax with waiters in granny glasses shouting "Schnell!" every three minutes?
by baldpuss January 26, 2005
German dish made with whipped eggs and rancid red cabbage.

Generally fried, or simply heaved before cooking as too revolting to contemplate.

(spelled with an umlaut over the u)
Avoid the Hof Heinrich: their ommelauts are swimming in grease, plus who can relax with waiters in granny glasses screaming "Schnell!" every three minutes?
by baldpuss January 26, 2005
Adjective: akin to or resembling a crumpet.
Hello, 911? My driveway is covered with a crumpoid fungus.
by baldpuss January 26, 2005
Verb transitive: disposal of the dead by displacing blood volume with nitro-methane.

You then light a match: it's quicker.
Would you prefer burial, cremation or this week's special? That's embombing, at $99.95 while supplies last.
by baldpuss January 26, 2005
The other white meat. Lots of it.
Since when do pigs have claws? Besides, a roast weighing 1400 pounds has gotta be jurassic pork.
by baldpuss January 26, 2005
Solitary ingredient of weight-watchers' Egg Foo Yung.
Use no egg, use no yung. Sprinkle with foo and serve.
by baldpuss January 26, 2005
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