Definitions by bah

mall security 

usually employed by a contracted "security" company, these people are given absolutely no means to control dangerous situations, but are expected to keep things under control until the police arrive. their job is to give the "perception" of security, without actually having to go through the hassle of having real training. usually known as rent a cops, they must also deal with a complete lack of respect from the patrons of the mall they serve. low pay and horrible hours make the job ideal only to lazy fat people and college students.

concerned citizen: that man just ate my daughter!
mall security guard: wtf do you want me to do, all i have is a flashlight! this radio doesn't even work outside the building.

mall security by bah May 13, 2005

Tattsy 

A mong and pooner

tattsy is a pooner

Tattsy by bah February 13, 2005

sunbeam 

a clean, unused plate

can you pass me that sunbeam?

sunbeam by bah January 2, 2005

iccy 

iccy, a strange australian who makes chat rooms and leaves. also the leader of the igloo at spymac.com. has many online friends, and has a red nose

oh God, it's iccy again

iccy by bah December 13, 2004

cristiano ronaldo 

A shit, overrated football player. Also a soft-arse foreign pussy.

Cristiano Ronaldo take it up the arse.

cristiano ronaldo by Bah November 15, 2004

fleshlight 

Shaped like a flashlight, but you have sex with it. Made for male masturbation.

I used my fleshlight last night. It felt great.

fleshlight by Bah August 11, 2004

idespwnjoo 

Its french for, you got schooned my friend.

#des When amongst fellow peers, and someone wins greatly, the term "idespwnjoo" should appear.

idespwnjoo by bah July 29, 2004