b. hanback's definitions

Snip Snip

A vasectomy

Bry had a bag of frozen peas on his sack for 2 days because his wife had him get the snip snip

Babe, puck a condom on....

Look, I did not get the snip snip to wear a sock to fuck

by B. Hanback October 4, 2008

Southern Lookout

The brief glance over each shoulder before telling an inapropriate joke or story.

Rodney did the Southern Lookout before he told the joke about the Parrot and the Hooker.

by b. hanback March 8, 2008

Cellparation Anxiety

Like separation anxiety except with your cell or blackberry. The lump in your stomach and anxiety that overcomes you when you lose, forget or damage your cell and it does not work.

I got on the flight to Vegas and realized I had left my cell phone in the car and cellparation anxiety overcame me.

Sadler's battery had only one bar left and he began to feel cellparation anxiety.

by B. Hanback August 19, 2008

Chuck E. Cougar

A hot single mom that frequents Chuck E. Cheese pizzeria with her kids - most often looking for single dads.

That woman just looked you up and down over at the drink station and then followed you to the salad bar? What the hell?

Honey, don't worry, that's just another Chuck E. Cougar - this place is crawling with them....

by B. Hanback March 28, 2009

Train Tracks

braces

That girl in the bar was pretty hot until she smiled...she had sushi caught in her train tracks...

Oh, really....braces?

Yep

by B. Hanback December 30, 2008

Lobbies

Slang or short for Lobsters

Bro, I am starving...

Let's get some lobbies and beer at The Palm

Cool

by B. Hanback May 16, 2008

Petco Zoo

The place that grandparents take their grandchildren when they are too lazy to take them to the real zoo. They take them to the pet store knowing the kids won't know the difference.

Come on kids! Big Jim is taking you to the Petco Zoo today! Let's go look at all the animals!

My dad took my nephews to Petco and McDonald's and they fucking thought they went to the zoo! What the fuck...

by B. Hanback January 14, 2010