Blue Back

When you take a shit in a port-a-let and the blue chemical water splashes back up on you staining your ass and your back.

Dude, hitting the port-a-let for a quick dump...

Make sure you hop up quick so you don't get Blue Back!

Bobby was scrubbing his ass cuz he got Blue Back at the State Fair...

by B. Hanback September 09, 2009

Marginal

Word describing a friend that is a taker and not a giver - someone that never shows up or pays for a tab or helps in any way. Not a true friend.

Thanks for showing at my birthday party marginal...I really appreciate it.

Russ is so marginal - jackass got drunk and missed dinner tonight - what the hell?

by B. Hanback January 14, 2010

Redneck Waterfall

the drool of spit and tobacco running down the chin of a redneck that is chewing tobacco

Bryan was telling us about the whitecaps out on the lake but I could not take my eyes off his redneck waterfall...

by B. Hanback August 27, 2008

Southern Lookout

The brief glance over each shoulder before telling an inapropriate joke or story.

Rodney did the Southern Lookout before he told the joke about the Parrot and the Hooker.

by b. hanback March 08, 2008

Snip Snip

A vasectomy

Bry had a bag of frozen peas on his sack for 2 days because his wife had him get the snip snip

Babe, puck a condom on....

Look, I did not get the snip snip to wear a sock to fuck

by B. Hanback October 04, 2008

Locker Room of the Super Bowl

Phrase used to describe the best time or situation ever...as if you were in the locker room of the Super Bowl - you just don't leave there....

Dude, I can't believe we are in Kid Rock's hot tub with 10 strippers....

Yea, let's get out of here and see what is going on downtown...

Are you fucking kidding me? You don't leave the Locker Room of the Super Bowl?! Dumbass.....

by B. Hanback January 17, 2009

Velcro Chair

The term used when a you or a co-worker cannot leave the office because if to much work - or are too lazy to leave the office.

Casey was in the Velcro Chair all week with that monster of a project his boss laid on him Monday morning.

Brian only made two sales calls all week because he was on the internet watching March Madness - damn Velcro Chair.

by B. Hanback February 24, 2009