b. hanback's definitions

Lobbies

Slang or short for Lobsters

Bro, I am starving...

Let's get some lobbies and beer at The Palm

Cool

by B. Hanback May 16, 2008

Throw the Tissue

When a college or NFL ref pulls the yellow penalty flag out of their pocket and throws it up in the air.

Did you see that fucking pass interference! Damn ref Throw the Tissue! He had his hands all over him!!

by B. Hanback January 20, 2010

matress dancing

Slang for having sex. To have sex.

Babe, lock the door...the last thing we need is little Billy walking in while we are matress dancing.

Let's go back to my place for a little matress dancing.

by B. Hanback February 11, 2008

Blassie

Breed of dog. A Blassie is a cross between a Lassie (Collie) and a Pit Bull.
A new metro-breed of dogs popular with Pro-athletes and rappers.

Bro, what the hell is that?

That's a Blassie....the bitch will take your arm off and then run for help.

by B. Hanback January 26, 2008

Avatar

A girl that is hot but has fucked up nose

"dude - she was stripper hot but was an Avatar..."

did you see who david brought to the Christmas party?

"yea - Avatar"

by B. Hanback January 9, 2010

blisters in the whiskers

sores on and around the pussy

Bro, I met this hot Canadian chick last night...

Yea, you know what they say about Canadian women...

What's that?

Check for blisters in the whiskers...

by B. Hanback February 12, 2008

Automatic Family

The term used when a man or woman marrys someone that has kids.

Man, I love that girl to death, but I am not ready for an automatic family.

Dude, she's got kids?

Yea, three little rugrats.

by B. Hanback May 21, 2008