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Tampa Fade

Term used when someone leaves a bar or a club without letting anyone know because they are drunk and want to go home, but don't want their friends to know they are leaving...
Where did Chris and Keith go?

They were hammered and probably pulled the Tampa Fade...

Everyone was heading to the strip club and Brian pulled the Tampa Fade - married guys always do...
by B. Hanback January 17, 2009
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Nolex

Dude, nice watch...

It's a Nolex, bought it from a guy on the corner for $100
by B. Hanback January 9, 2009
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Southern Lookout

The brief glance over each shoulder before telling an inapropriate joke or story.
Rodney did the Southern Lookout before he told the joke about the Parrot and the Hooker.
by b. hanback March 8, 2008
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Blue Back

When you take a shit in a port-a-let and the blue chemical water splashes back up on you staining your ass and your back.
Dude, hitting the port-a-let for a quick dump...

Make sure you hop up quick so you don't get Blue Back!

Bobby was scrubbing his ass cuz he got Blue Back at the State Fair...
by B. Hanback September 9, 2009
mugGet the Blue Backmug.

Snip Snip

Bry had a bag of frozen peas on his sack for 2 days because his wife had him get the snip snip

Babe, puck a condom on....

Look, I did not get the snip snip to wear a sock to fuck
by B. Hanback October 4, 2008
mugGet the Snip Snipmug.

Velcro Chair

The term used when a you or a co-worker cannot leave the office because if to much work - or are too lazy to leave the office.
Casey was in the Velcro Chair all week with that monster of a project his boss laid on him Monday morning.

Brian only made two sales calls all week because he was on the internet watching March Madness - damn Velcro Chair.
by B. Hanback February 24, 2009
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LBR Cut

Little Boy Reguar Haricut - when an adult male gets their haircut short - parted to one side - making them look like a little kid.
Brian: Dan, nice haircut - you ask the barber for an LBR cut?

Dan: Little Boy Regular? Screw you, I paid $40 bucks for this cut
by B. Hanback April 2, 2011
mugGet the LBR Cutmug.

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