A twist on the poplar Bloody Mary, but with double the alcohol.
Two Bloody Gary's please - I am hung over and need a jumpstart!
The ice left over in your glass after a liquor drink - that usually has a lime or lemon in it as well
Sir, would you like another Gin and Tonic?
Yes, but don't touch my flavored ice - I am still enjoying it...
The term used when a you or a co-worker cannot leave the office because if to much work - or are too lazy to leave the office.
Casey was in the Velcro Chair
all week with that monster of a project his boss laid on him Monday morning.
Brian only made two sales calls all week because he was on the internet watching March Madness - damn Velcro Chair.
The average person - referring to a blue or gray collar American
Joe Lunchbucket pulled out his Clark Bar, Dr. Pepper and cigarettes on his lunch break
Phrase used when going to a VIP event or club...whether you actually ARE or ARE NOT on the list.
Dude, we are never going to get in the Kid Rock party...
Bro, my girl is working the door and we are on the list....dont worry.
a drink for a mom. beer or liquor for a mom that is tired of dealing with her screaming kids.
fuck this, I want some mommy juice
honey, stop at Uncle Bud's on the way home and pick up some mommy juice for me...
The place that grandparents take their grandchildren when they are too lazy to take them to the real zoo. They take them to the pet store knowing the kids won't know the difference.
Come on kids! Big Jim is taking you to the Petco Zoo today! Let's go look at all the animals!
My dad took my nephews to Petco and McDonald's and they fucking thought they went to the zoo! What the fuck...
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