Cellparation Anxiety

Like separation anxiety except with your cell or blackberry. The lump in your stomach and anxiety that overcomes you when you lose, forget or damage your cell and it does not work.
I got on the flight to Vegas and realized I had left my cell phone in the car and cellparation anxiety overcame me.

Sadler's battery had only one bar left and he began to feel cellparation anxiety.
by B. Hanback July 23, 2008
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Canine cologne

Bro are you wearing Canine Cologne? You smell like dog piss!

What is that smell?
It's canine cologne - the dog pissed on the carpet.

by B. Hanback August 04, 2008
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Boots on the Ground

Military phrase meaning troops in place. Slang usage is when you are referring to going somewhere or being somewhere or someplace.
We got boots on the ground at Fat Mo's but we are heading to Sam's for a cold beer and pizza.
by B. Hanback February 28, 2010
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Job Breaker

Deriving from "Jaw Breaker" Something that prevents you from securing employment or stops you from getting a job.
Bitch had a tatt on her neck and a stud on her forehead and it was definitely a job breaker.
by b. hanback March 09, 2008
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matress dancing

Babe, lock the door...the last thing we need is little Billy walking in while we are matress dancing.

Let's go back to my place for a little matress dancing.
by B. Hanback February 12, 2008
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News Not the Weather

When someone is talking and is spitting and spraying saliva at you...
Hey, did you see the sick outfit on Sarah?

Yea - I did, and by the way, I asked for The News not the Weather - dude you just soaked me!! get a napkin and wipe me off...
by B. Hanback February 11, 2009
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Train Tracks

That girl in the bar was pretty hot until she smiled...she had sushi caught in her train tracks...

Oh, really....braces?

Yep
by B. Hanback December 31, 2008
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