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86 definitions by b. hanback

 
43.
The New Year's resolutioner's that join a gym or healthclub in January, hog the shower and weight machines...and then will stop working out by Valentine's Day.
John: Bro, the gym is so crowded!

Colby: Don't worry, these Valentine's will be gone by mid-February.

John: Yea, one of them asked me how to open his locker....damn valentines.

by B. Hanback January 26, 2008
 
44.
Slang or short for Lobsters
Bro, I am starving...

Let's get some lobbies and beer at The Palm

Cool
by B. Hanback May 16, 2008
 
45.
The person who has the ability to pay for dinner or the tab - the one who has the money or corporate credit card
Let's grab Brian for dinner - he has the Golden Arm

what do you mean?

He has a corporate AMEX and will pay for dinner

Yea, call Brian!
by B. Hanback January 22, 2009
 
46.
A friend that you have because you paid to belong to a private club or group. Someone that is not a true friend but a fake friend.
John is not going to hang with us today, he is golfing at the club with a bunch of his Rent-A-Buddies.

Steve joined the country club to schmooze with the Rent-A-Buddy that is the CEO.
by B. Hanback December 16, 2008
 
47.
A dude with a huge head;
a huge head on a small or skinny body
Did you see the stop sign on that guy?

yea, his head was huge!

dude could not put the batting helmet on cuz his stop sign was so big

by b. hanback April 28, 2008
 
48.
Slang for cologne or perfume.
Hey man, want to borrow some of my Polo Cologne?

No bro, I don't do artifical flavors...

You could smell Danny's artificial flavor from across the bar because he bathed in that shitty colonge before he came out
by b. hanback April 09, 2008
 
49.
A pick-up line used by old men....
Hey baby - let's play Carnival - you sit on my face and I'll guess your weight!
by B. Hanback October 08, 2009