Definitions by b. hanback

240 Air Conditioning 

2 windows down and 40 MPH - describes the air conditioning of a piece of shit car with no air

This piece of shit car is melting my ass - roll the windows down and speed up and give me some 240 air conditioning!

240 Air Conditioning by B. Hanback January 9, 2009

Firecracker Mouth 

someone with fucked up teeth; as if a firecracker went off in their mouth

Dude, did you see her teeth - they were fucked up!

Yea, firecracker mouth....she won't have problems with those peanut shells...

Firecracker Mouth by B. Hanback December 30, 2008

Train Tracks

braces

That girl in the bar was pretty hot until she smiled...she had sushi caught in her train tracks...

Oh, really....braces?

Yep

Train Tracks by B. Hanback December 30, 2008

Rent-A-Buddy 

A friend that you have because you paid to belong to a private club or group. Someone that is not a true friend but a fake friend.

John is not going to hang with us today, he is golfing at the club with a bunch of his Rent-A-Buddies.

Steve joined the country club to schmooze with the Rent-A-Buddy that is the CEO.

Rent-A-Buddy by B. Hanback December 21, 2008

Bloody Gary 

A twist on the poplar Bloody Mary, but with double the alcohol.

Two Bloody Gary's please - I am hung over and need a jumpstart!

Bloody Gary by B. Hanback December 16, 2008

Snip Snip 

A vasectomy

Bry had a bag of frozen peas on his sack for 2 days because his wife had him get the snip snip

Babe, puck a condom on....

Look, I did not get the snip snip to wear a sock to fuck

Snip Snip by B. Hanback October 4, 2008

Canine cologne 

Dog Piss.

Bro are you wearing Canine Cologne? You smell like dog piss!

What is that smell?
It's canine cologne - the dog pissed on the carpet.

Canine cologne by B. Hanback September 28, 2008