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Shit in your teeth

when your significant other or date has lettuce or spinach or somthing visible in their teeth
blow me.
fuck you, you have shit in your teeth!

pop that pimple on your nose
fuck you, you have shit in your teeth!
by b. hanback February 17, 2008
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Chick Nuggets

Sperm that produces the female sex.
Dude has four little girls, he is full of chick nuggets.

Honey, I really want a little girl and the doctor told me that if we do it doggie style, it will help your chick nuggets reach my eggs quicker.
by B. Hanback January 25, 2008
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Roll the Tapes

The phrase used when you are calling someone out on what you know is NOT TRUE - referring to a casino where EVERYTHING is recorded by the eye in the sky
Bro, I did not borrow your sunglasses - I swear!
Yea, well Roll the Tapes you asshole because I saw you wearing them Saturday.

Mam, I ordered onion rings not french fries -
Sir, you ordered french fries...
Yea bitch, well roll the tapes...rings...
by B. Hanback March 14, 2009
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Motel Sex

Deriving from Motel 6. A favorite motel where you go with a boyfriend or girlfriend simply to have sex.
Me and my girl spent the night at Motel Sex last night because her fat roommate would not leave the dorm and we could not fuck there.
by b. hanback March 8, 2008
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Chuck E. Cougar

A hot single mom that frequents Chuck E. Cheese pizzeria with her kids - most often looking for single dads.
That woman just looked you up and down over at the drink station and then followed you to the salad bar? What the hell?

Honey, don't worry, that's just another Chuck E. Cougar - this place is crawling with them....
by B. Hanback March 28, 2009
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Cellparation Anxiety

Like separation anxiety except with your cell or blackberry. The lump in your stomach and anxiety that overcomes you when you lose, forget or damage your cell and it does not work.
I got on the flight to Vegas and realized I had left my cell phone in the car and cellparation anxiety overcame me.

Sadler's battery had only one bar left and he began to feel cellparation anxiety.
by B. Hanback August 19, 2008
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Spotlights

Did you see the spotlights on her?

yea, bout knocked me over...
by B. Hanback January 17, 2009
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