The term used when a you or a co-worker cannot leave the office because if to much work - or are too lazy to leave the office.
Casey was in the Velcro Chair all week with that monster of a project his boss laid on him Monday morning.
Brian only made two sales calls all week because he was on the internet watching March Madness - damn Velcro Chair.
Brian only made two sales calls all week because he was on the internet watching March Madness - damn Velcro Chair.
by B. Hanback February 24, 2009
Get the Velcro Chairmug. A hot single mom that frequents Chuck E. Cheese pizzeria with her kids - most often looking for single dads.
That woman just looked you up and down over at the drink station and then followed you to the salad bar? What the hell?
Honey, don't worry, that's just another Chuck E. Cougar - this place is crawling with them....
Honey, don't worry, that's just another Chuck E. Cougar - this place is crawling with them....
by B. Hanback March 28, 2009
Get the Chuck E. Cougarmug. The New Year's resolutioner's that join a gym or healthclub in January, hog the shower and weight machines...and then will stop working out by Valentine's Day.
John: Bro, the gym is so crowded!
Colby: Don't worry, these Valentine's will be gone by mid-February.
John: Yea, one of them asked me how to open his locker....damn valentines.
Colby: Don't worry, these Valentine's will be gone by mid-February.
John: Yea, one of them asked me how to open his locker....damn valentines.
by B. Hanback January 26, 2008
Get the valentinemug. Referring to someone with a big upper body and skinny legs. Sometimes used at the gym or at the beach.
Look at that meathead over there - dude must be on roids - he is all upper body.
Yea, Box on Stilts...
Yea, Box on Stilts...
by B. Hanback April 16, 2009
Get the Box On Stiltsmug. When at a casino and you throw a chip at someone and tell them to get a blackjack book and leave the table because they have no fucking idea what they are doing....
Hey! Cowboy...here's a $25 chip...go buy a book on blackjack and come back when you know what the fuck you are doing - you have cost me $400 in 20 minutes....
Ben threw a Cowboy chip at an old lady and told her to leave the table...
Ben threw a Cowboy chip at an old lady and told her to leave the table...
by B. Hanback January 14, 2010
Get the Cowboy Chipmug. by B. Hanback January 17, 2009
Get the Spotlightsmug. Guacamole Cart that is normally used in restaurants to move table to table and make homemade, fresh guacamole for customers. The best way to make guac.
Also, can be used in the home, at friends house, or even at the beach on vacation to make homemade guac.
Also, can be used in the home, at friends house, or even at the beach on vacation to make homemade guac.
Bry and Lea were eating at Sol and ordered fresh Guacamole. A nice lady rolled a guac cart up and prepared it tableside.
We took the Guac Cart over to Mark's for Super Bowl - it was the hit of the party!
We took the Guac Cart over to Mark's for Super Bowl - it was the hit of the party!
by B. Hanback January 16, 2010
Get the Guac Cartmug.