b. hanback's definitions

Locker Room of the Super Bowl

Phrase used to describe the best time or situation ever...as if you were in the locker room of the Super Bowl - you just don't leave there....

Dude, I can't believe we are in Kid Rock's hot tub with 10 strippers....

Yea, let's get out of here and see what is going on downtown...

Are you fucking kidding me? You don't leave the Locker Room of the Super Bowl?! Dumbass.....

by B. Hanback January 17, 2009

Ain't Getting On That Bus

phrase used for telling someone that you are not going to do what they are asking today, tomorrow or ever...

babe, gimme a blow job, please!?

Honey, I Ain't Getting On That Bus!

by B. Hanback January 18, 2009

Cheech and Chong Brownies

Brownies made with weed/pot

We are bringing Cheech and Chong Brownies to the party...watch out!

by B. Hanback January 14, 2010

Lady Jungle

Vagina

Sister got an itchy Lady Jungle...

by B. Hanback April 3, 2010

White Man's Under Bite

Found predominately in rednecks – when the lower teeth grow or extend past the upper teeth. This condition, if not fixed at a young age can cause digestion problems and also increase the risk of biting one’s own tongue.

Did you see Billy?

No

He has the White Man's Under Bite! Damn!

Yea, dipshit bout bites his tongue off when he smiles...

by B. Hanback January 22, 2009

LBR Cut

Little Boy Reguar Haricut - when an adult male gets their haircut short - parted to one side - making them look like a little kid.

Brian: Dan, nice haircut - you ask the barber for an LBR cut?

Dan: Little Boy Regular? Screw you, I paid $40 bucks for this cut

by B. Hanback April 2, 2011

valentine

The New Year's resolutioner's that join a gym or healthclub in January, hog the shower and weight machines...and then will stop working out by Valentine's Day.

John: Bro, the gym is so crowded!

Colby: Don't worry, these Valentine's will be gone by mid-February.

John: Yea, one of them asked me how to open his locker....damn valentines.

by B. Hanback January 26, 2008