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The term used when a you or a co-worker cannot leave the office because if to much work - or are too lazy to leave the office.
Casey was in the Velcro Chair all week with that monster of a project his boss laid on him Monday morning.
Brian only made two sales calls all week because he was on the internet watching March Madness - damn Velcro Chair.
Brian only made two sales calls all week because he was on the internet watching March Madness - damn Velcro Chair.
by B. Hanback February 24, 2009
Get the Velcro Chair mug.The back of a taxi cab or car the morning after hitting the late night drive thru - littered with half eaten burgers and french fries....
What the hell? The back of the Bryan's truck is a Crime Scene!
Yea, we hit White Castle at 3 AM coming home from downtwon....
Yea, we hit White Castle at 3 AM coming home from downtwon....
by B. Hanback July 26, 2009
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Get the Carnival mug.Term used to describe a girl or a girlfriend or a prosepective girlfriend with minor flaws - with the thought that they could be cleaned up they would be worth dating or going out with or even marrying...
How was your date last night?
Good, but she needs fake tits, a gym membership and a decent apartment...
Project Clean Up?
Yea....
Good, but she needs fake tits, a gym membership and a decent apartment...
Project Clean Up?
Yea....
by B. Hanback January 14, 2010
Get the Project Clean Up mug.Military phrase meaning troops in place. Slang usage is when you are referring to going somewhere or being somewhere or someplace.
by B. Hanback February 28, 2010
Get the Boots on the Ground mug.Phrase used to describe a woman wearing excess make-up.
Heavily applied make-up including foundation, eyeliner, blush, rouge, and lipstick.
Heavily applied make-up including foundation, eyeliner, blush, rouge, and lipstick.
Dude, loved that hostess, but she had a lot of frosting on the cake!
The only problem with cougars is they have way too much frosting on the cake.
The only problem with cougars is they have way too much frosting on the cake.
by B. Hanback January 26, 2008
Get the Frosting on the cake mug.Slang for the break room of an office. Called this because when a cake, cookies or other goodies are left out, the office workers tear into it like a Piranha on fresh meat.
Sally: Are those girl scout cookies?
Betty: Yes, I bought them from the neighbor girl.
Sally: Don't leave them in the Piranha Tank or you will never see them again.
Cristi left her day old donuts out on the table in the Piranha Tank and they did not last til noon.
Betty: Yes, I bought them from the neighbor girl.
Sally: Don't leave them in the Piranha Tank or you will never see them again.
Cristi left her day old donuts out on the table in the Piranha Tank and they did not last til noon.
by B. Hanback April 3, 2008
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