b. hanback's definitions

phine

phonetic spelling of fine. used when you are drunk.

Are you ok to drive.

Yea, I am PHINE....

by b. hanback March 8, 2008

Squice

verb: to squat down in front of an ice slide/luge to do an alcohol shot.

“DJ squiced six times at the party on Saturday, that's why he was so hammered”

by B. Hanback January 22, 2008

7-11 feet

To have dirty feet bottoms. Derived from when you were a little kid going in to the 7-11 to get a slurpee barefoot and got dirty feet bottoms.

When the girl put her feet up on the bar for me to rub, I realized she had 7-11 feet and I bolted...

by B. Hanback January 19, 2008

valentine

The New Year's resolutioner's that join a gym or healthclub in January, hog the shower and weight machines...and then will stop working out by Valentine's Day.

John: Bro, the gym is so crowded!

Colby: Don't worry, these Valentine's will be gone by mid-February.

John: Yea, one of them asked me how to open his locker....damn valentines.

by B. Hanback January 26, 2008

LBR Cut

Little Boy Reguar Haricut - when an adult male gets their haircut short - parted to one side - making them look like a little kid.

Brian: Dan, nice haircut - you ask the barber for an LBR cut?

Dan: Little Boy Regular? Screw you, I paid $40 bucks for this cut

by B. Hanback April 2, 2011

Motel Sex

Deriving from Motel 6. A favorite motel where you go with a boyfriend or girlfriend simply to have sex.

Me and my girl spent the night at Motel Sex last night because her fat roommate would not leave the dorm and we could not fuck there.

by b. hanback March 8, 2008

Velcro Chair

The term used when a you or a co-worker cannot leave the office because if to much work - or are too lazy to leave the office.

Casey was in the Velcro Chair all week with that monster of a project his boss laid on him Monday morning.

Brian only made two sales calls all week because he was on the internet watching March Madness - damn Velcro Chair.

by B. Hanback February 24, 2009