b. hanback's definitions

Rent-A-Buddy

A friend that you have because you paid to belong to a private club or group. Someone that is not a true friend but a fake friend.

John is not going to hang with us today, he is golfing at the club with a bunch of his Rent-A-Buddies.

Steve joined the country club to schmooze with the Rent-A-Buddy that is the CEO.

by B. Hanback December 21, 2008

Bachelor Baby

A child born out of wedlock. The father is a bachelor and is not dating or seeing the mother of the child.

Tom Brady is dating the supermodel Gisele Bundchen, but has a bachelor baby with Bridget Moynahan.

The NFL number one draft pick has three bachelor babies he has to support.

by B. Hanback January 25, 2008

Hot Knife Through Butter

Phrase used when describing something that is quick and easy...

The running back tore throught the defensive line like a hot knife through butter...

by B. Hanback January 18, 2009

yoohoo

Slang for the children of a single mom. Deriving from the fact that if you sleep with her and spend the night, you will have to buy her kids a yoohoo the next morning.

Bro, I am dating a hot divorced chick...

Make sure she does not have any yoohoo's...

by B. Hanback January 18, 2008

3 Bills

slang for 3 hundred pounds when referring to a fat chick

I had not seen Christy in 4 years and dude she was huge!!

3 Bills?

At least that!

by B. Hanback January 9, 2009

Squice

verb: to squat down in front of an ice slide/luge to do an alcohol shot.

“DJ squiced six times at the party on Saturday, that's why he was so hammered”

by B. Hanback January 22, 2008

Guacoma

The state of sleepines after eating chips and guacamole.

Lea and Britt were in Guacoma all afternoon after eating Mexican...

by B. Hanback August 4, 2008