This piece of shit car is melting my ass - roll the windows down and speed up and give me some 240 air conditioning!
by B. Hanback January 09, 2009

Deriving from "Jaw Breaker" Something that prevents you from securing employment or stops you from getting a job.
by b. hanback March 08, 2008

Dude! Damn! There's this new invention called scissors - get a pair and trim those Muppet Ears - you are scaring the girls....disgusting!
by B. Hanback July 23, 2009

by B. Hanback January 14, 2010

I was supposed to work out at the end of the day, but Bryan called and I pulled a Valhalla - wound up taking a cab home....
by B. Hanback August 07, 2009

Jenny felt lopsided and realized she had a blowout - here fake titty deflated.
Hey babe, your left tit looks small - did you have a blowout?
Hey babe, your left tit looks small - did you have a blowout?
by B. Hanback January 29, 2010
