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Deriving from plumber's crack, this is the crack of a motorcylcists ass that you can see when they pass you on the highway.
Four Harley's passed us on the way to the beach and we could see two of the meatheads biker's crack.
by B. Hanback June 28, 2008
Get the Biker's Crack mug.Jenny felt lopsided and realized she had a blowout - here fake titty deflated.
Hey babe, your left tit looks small - did you have a blowout?
Hey babe, your left tit looks small - did you have a blowout?
by B. Hanback January 29, 2010
Get the Blowout mug.I was supposed to work out at the end of the day, but Bryan called and I pulled a Valhalla - wound up taking a cab home....
by B. Hanback August 7, 2009
Get the Valhalla mug.This piece of shit car is melting my ass - roll the windows down and speed up and give me some 240 air conditioning!
by B. Hanback January 9, 2009
Get the 240 Air Conditioning mug.Referring to make-up.
Honey come on! We HAVE to go! We are going to be late....
I'm not done getting ready...
Damn you take forever to put on the jams and jellies - get a move on!!
I'm not done getting ready...
Damn you take forever to put on the jams and jellies - get a move on!!
by b. hanback June 25, 2009
Get the jams and jellies mug.Deriving from "Jaw Breaker" Something that prevents you from securing employment or stops you from getting a job.
by b. hanback March 8, 2008
Get the Job Breaker mug.Dude! Damn! There's this new invention called scissors - get a pair and trim those Muppet Ears - you are scaring the girls....disgusting!
by B. Hanback July 23, 2009
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