b. hanback's definitions
Like separation anxiety except with your cell or blackberry. The lump in your stomach and anxiety that overcomes you when you lose, forget or damage your cell and it does not work.
I got on the flight to Vegas and realized I had left my cell phone in the car and cellparation anxiety overcame me.
Sadler's battery had only one bar left and he began to feel cellparation anxiety.
Sadler's battery had only one bar left and he began to feel cellparation anxiety.
by B. Hanback August 19, 2008
Get the Cellparation Anxietymug. by B. Hanback August 4, 2008
Get the Guacomamug. Slang for the children of a single mom. Deriving from the fact that if you sleep with her and spend the night, you will have to buy her kids a yoohoo the next morning.
by B. Hanback January 18, 2008
Get the yoohoomug. A child born out of wedlock. The father is a bachelor and is not dating or seeing the mother of the child.
Tom Brady is dating the supermodel Gisele Bundchen, but has a bachelor baby with Bridget Moynahan.
The NFL number one draft pick has three bachelor babies he has to support.
The NFL number one draft pick has three bachelor babies he has to support.
by B. Hanback January 25, 2008
Get the Bachelor Babymug. by B. Hanback January 18, 2009
Get the Hot Knife Through Buttermug. by B. Hanback January 14, 2010
Get the Pot Buttermug. The term used when a you or a co-worker cannot leave the office because if to much work - or are too lazy to leave the office.
Casey was in the Velcro Chair all week with that monster of a project his boss laid on him Monday morning.
Brian only made two sales calls all week because he was on the internet watching March Madness - damn Velcro Chair.
Brian only made two sales calls all week because he was on the internet watching March Madness - damn Velcro Chair.
by B. Hanback February 24, 2009
Get the Velcro Chairmug.