b. hanback's definitions

Motel Sex

Deriving from Motel 6. A favorite motel where you go with a boyfriend or girlfriend simply to have sex.

Me and my girl spent the night at Motel Sex last night because her fat roommate would not leave the dorm and we could not fuck there.

by b. hanback March 8, 2008

Golden Arm

The person who has the ability to pay for dinner or the tab - the one who has the money or corporate credit card

Let's grab Brian for dinner - he has the Golden Arm

what do you mean?

He has a corporate AMEX and will pay for dinner

Yea, call Brian!

by B. Hanback January 22, 2009

Crime Scene

The back of a taxi cab or car the morning after hitting the late night drive thru - littered with half eaten burgers and french fries....

What the hell? The back of the Bryan's truck is a Crime Scene!

Yea, we hit White Castle at 3 AM coming home from downtwon....

by B. Hanback July 26, 2009

Carnival

A pick-up line used by old men....

Hey baby - let's play Carnival - you sit on my face and I'll guess your weight!

by B. Hanback October 8, 2009

Project Clean Up

Term used to describe a girl or a girlfriend or a prosepective girlfriend with minor flaws - with the thought that they could be cleaned up they would be worth dating or going out with or even marrying...

How was your date last night?

Good, but she needs fake tits, a gym membership and a decent apartment...

Project Clean Up?

Yea....

by B. Hanback January 14, 2010

Country Blow

To plug one side of your nose and blow while outside doing work or exercise and do not have a bandana or Kleenex.

Bobby was mowing the lawn and did the country blow to clear his nose.

by B. Hanback January 20, 2010

stop sign

A dude with a huge head;
a huge head on a small or skinny body

Did you see the stop sign on that guy?

yea, his head was huge!

dude could not put the batting helmet on cuz his stop sign was so big

by b. hanback April 28, 2008