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Frosting on the cake

Phrase used to describe a woman wearing excess make-up.
Heavily applied make-up including foundation, eyeliner, blush, rouge, and lipstick.
Dude, loved that hostess, but she had a lot of frosting on the cake!

The only problem with cougars is they have way too much frosting on the cake.
by B. Hanback January 26, 2008
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Crime Scene

The back of a taxi cab or car the morning after hitting the late night drive thru - littered with half eaten burgers and french fries....
What the hell? The back of the Bryan's truck is a Crime Scene!

Yea, we hit White Castle at 3 AM coming home from downtwon....
by B. Hanback July 26, 2009
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Carnival

Hey baby - let's play Carnival - you sit on my face and I'll guess your weight!
by B. Hanback October 8, 2009
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Project Clean Up

Term used to describe a girl or a girlfriend or a prosepective girlfriend with minor flaws - with the thought that they could be cleaned up they would be worth dating or going out with or even marrying...
How was your date last night?

Good, but she needs fake tits, a gym membership and a decent apartment...

Project Clean Up?

Yea....
by B. Hanback January 14, 2010
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valentine

The New Year's resolutioner's that join a gym or healthclub in January, hog the shower and weight machines...and then will stop working out by Valentine's Day.
John: Bro, the gym is so crowded!

Colby: Don't worry, these Valentine's will be gone by mid-February.

John: Yea, one of them asked me how to open his locker....damn valentines.
by B. Hanback January 26, 2008
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LBR Cut

Little Boy Reguar Haricut - when an adult male gets their haircut short - parted to one side - making them look like a little kid.
Brian: Dan, nice haircut - you ask the barber for an LBR cut?

Dan: Little Boy Regular? Screw you, I paid $40 bucks for this cut
by B. Hanback April 2, 2011
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Velcro Chair

The term used when a you or a co-worker cannot leave the office because if to much work - or are too lazy to leave the office.
Casey was in the Velcro Chair all week with that monster of a project his boss laid on him Monday morning.

Brian only made two sales calls all week because he was on the internet watching March Madness - damn Velcro Chair.
by B. Hanback February 24, 2009
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