b. hanback's definitions

Biker's Crack

Deriving from plumber's crack, this is the crack of a motorcylcists ass that you can see when they pass you on the highway.

Four Harley's passed us on the way to the beach and we could see two of the meatheads biker's crack.

by B. Hanback June 28, 2008

Blowout

When a fake tit deflates or pops and loses the silicone or saline...

Jenny felt lopsided and realized she had a blowout - here fake titty deflated.

Hey babe, your left tit looks small - did you have a blowout?

by B. Hanback January 29, 2010

Valhalla

When you plan on doing something, anything, and you blow it off and go drink!

I was supposed to work out at the end of the day, but Bryan called and I pulled a Valhalla - wound up taking a cab home....

by B. Hanback August 7, 2009

240 Air Conditioning

2 windows down and 40 MPH - describes the air conditioning of a piece of shit car with no air

This piece of shit car is melting my ass - roll the windows down and speed up and give me some 240 air conditioning!

by B. Hanback January 9, 2009

jams and jellies

Referring to make-up.

Honey come on! We HAVE to go! We are going to be late....

I'm not done getting ready...

Damn you take forever to put on the jams and jellies - get a move on!!

by b. hanback June 25, 2009

Job Breaker

Deriving from "Jaw Breaker" Something that prevents you from securing employment or stops you from getting a job.

Bitch had a tatt on her neck and a stud on her forehead and it was definitely a job breaker.

by b. hanback March 8, 2008

Muppet Ears

Ears that have hair coming out of the them or hair on the outside of them. Dude with hairy ears...

Dude! Damn! There's this new invention called scissors - get a pair and trim those Muppet Ears - you are scaring the girls....disgusting!

by B. Hanback July 23, 2009