Squat and square in appearance, this unfriendly and ugly person is famous/hated for boasting, doing it at Tonbridge Castle and getting smashed every night.
Hangs out with Formans and Laphams.
Thesaurus:nm. Traitor, junkie, hobo and scrote.
A- My god! I'm gonna be sick- it's Nissen.
B- Is it a breeze block, is it a vending machine? NO, it's Nissen!
>Feeds on pies
>Hangs around with Formans
>Looks similar to the inside of an international rugby player's jock strap
>Is about equal in intelligence level to a pebble
>Favourite phrases include 'PGR' & 'PH'.
1: Fuck me! That person looks like a Buffalo's arse.
2: It's a Lapham!
1: Oh, that explains it.
Needs a shave constantly.
Dodgy child snatcher who looks similar to Gollum.
LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS, SHOOT YOUR SONS
It's just safer that way!
-Actually it's nothing.
-What was it?
-What was it...wait were you pointing to that kid?
-You were weren't you?
-Why would I be interested in that four year old?
-Well you are drooling.
-Oh, I see.