auralist's definitions

earspasm

the sharp aural pain one gets when speaking on the phone to a loud talker, necessitating volume adjustment

"Myrtle! How ya doin?!!!"
"Jesus, Harry, do ya always have to tawk so loud on the phone? Ya givin me an earspasm."

by auralist March 15, 2005

e-loader

an emotional freeloader; someone who feeds off of people's life stories but won't divulge anything about themselves; an inequitable one-sided reserved, seemingly judgmental, non-discloser, especially when in the presense of others who divulge freely

I'm not inviting Paul to dinner next time. I spilled out my guts and he didn't say a damn thing about himself. He's such an e-loader.

by auralist May 13, 2005