87 definitions by athene airheart

squeeb

1. Also, a person who sucks farts out of dead skunks.

My friend Kevin commonly associates with squeebs.

by athene airheart April 18, 2004

skosh

A small amount of something.

From the Japanese word "sukoshi," pronounced skosh. That also means a little bit.

"I'll have just a skosh of that pie..."

by athene airheart March 20, 2004

Snorf

To eat very quickly and messily. Like snort, except involving food.

"She snorfed the last piece of pie."

Or,

"I snorf the slarf and then I horf."

by athene airheart March 15, 2004

mayday

Some people may be wondering why anybody would yell "May Day" when they are in trouble. Here is why:

It derives from the French "m'aidez", pronounced "mayDAY," and means literally "help me."

If you are in distress while flying an airplane, calling "Mayday mayday mayday" over the radio will give you top priority and any help people on the ground or in the air can offer.

by athene airheart May 3, 2004

airplane

A device that is heavier than air, with wings that are fixed in place, and can fly. Usually accompanied by at least one pilot.

Airplanes are great fun to fly, and like any tool can be used for good or evil.

"Look at that airplane flying up there!"

by athene airheart March 21, 2004

fallacy

An untruth. An untrue statement. A wrong idea.

That which is fallacious.

The idea that the word "fallacy" has anything to do with sex is itself a fallacy.

by athene airheart May 15, 2004

test tube baby

A test tube baby was conceived by artificial means, by introducing the sperm and egg to each other outside the body. The zygote is then implanted into the future mother's womb.

Test tube babies are NOT born in test tubes. Not yet, anyway.

Jill had a very hard time getting pregnant, so she decided to try having a test tube baby.

by athene airheart March 22, 2004