assmaster's definitions

flesh wallet

shaved vagina.

damn, in really need to make a big deposit in that chicks flesh wallet

by assmaster May 23, 2004

nigger in a ricebowl

afro american hitman with a passport.

that fucker goes to indo china, I want a nigger in a ricebowl ready to cap his ass

by assmaster May 23, 2004

penis kisser

one who kisses penis

the penis kisser got jiggy with my lippy piper all night and i blasted his face with wet cum.

by assmaster June 14, 2003

pubicle

it's the white thing at the end of a pubic hair

by assmaster August 21, 2003

borkage

An instance of damage or malfunction, usually relating to computer hardware.

Downloading pirated software from Kazaa and getting a load of viruses will cause much borkage.

by assmaster September 1, 2003