assmaster's definitions

nigger in a ricebowl

afro american hitman with a passport.

that fucker goes to indo china, I want a nigger in a ricebowl ready to cap his ass

by assmaster May 23, 2004

battyman

a male who prefers batty, as in ass.

That battyman just shoved his cock in my ass.

by assmaster June 10, 2003

penis kisser

one who kisses penis

the penis kisser got jiggy with my lippy piper all night and i blasted his face with wet cum.

by assmaster June 14, 2003

pubicle

it's the white thing at the end of a pubic hair

by assmaster August 21, 2003

borkage

An instance of damage or malfunction, usually relating to computer hardware.

Downloading pirated software from Kazaa and getting a load of viruses will cause much borkage.

by assmaster September 1, 2003