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Definitions by assmaster

nigger in a ricebowl 

that fucker goes to indo china, I want a nigger in a ricebowl ready to cap his ass
An instance of damage or malfunction, usually relating to computer hardware.
Downloading pirated software from Kazaa and getting a load of viruses will cause much borkage.
borkage by assmaster September 1, 2003
it's the white thing at the end of a pubic hair
pubicle by assmaster August 21, 2003

penis kisser 

the penis kisser got jiggy with my lippy piper all night and i blasted his face with wet cum.
penis kisser by assmaster June 14, 2003

battyman 

a male who prefers batty, as in ass.
That battyman just shoved his cock in my ass.
battyman by assmaster June 10, 2003