assmaster's definitions

borkage

An instance of damage or malfunction, usually relating to computer hardware.

Downloading pirated software from Kazaa and getting a load of viruses will cause much borkage.

by assmaster September 1, 2003

cagey fuck

a person who doesn't reveal too much about themselves

that tommy is a cagey fuck

by assmaster May 23, 2004

flesh wallet

shaved vagina.

damn, in really need to make a big deposit in that chicks flesh wallet

by assmaster May 23, 2004

battyman

a male who prefers batty, as in ass.

That battyman just shoved his cock in my ass.

by assmaster June 10, 2003

slutcakes

A very attractive ho.

Man, I am real conflicted about taking a slice of those slutcakes she has.

by ASSMASTER May 23, 2004