slutcakes

Man, I am real conflicted about taking a slice of those slutcakes she has.
by ASSMASTER May 23, 2004
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helen hunt cunt

more vile than a regular cunt
she is worse than that, she is a Helen Hunt Cunt.
by assmaster May 23, 2004
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battyman

a male who prefers batty, as in ass.
That battyman just shoved his cock in my ass.
by assmaster June 10, 2003
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borkage

An instance of damage or malfunction, usually relating to computer hardware.
Downloading pirated software from Kazaa and getting a load of viruses will cause much borkage.
by assmaster September 01, 2003
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triple double

When a female of questionable virtue has sexual intercourse, simultaneously, in every orifice with three strapping young men, and has another three chaps waiting in the wings.
me and my homies were giving it to this dirty skank in every hole and she had another posse lined up for round two.
by assmaster May 23, 2004
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