10 definitions by assclown

fagmeister

Homosexual of German ancestrty who listens to Techno dance music and has an enormous collection of black leather clothes.

"Dude, check out that fagmeister in the corner sucking off that guy!"

by assclown September 9, 2003

wankbidextrous

Able to use both hands with equal facility for the perposes of masterbation

"i can jackoff with my left hand or my right hand. I'm wankbidextrous".

by assclown January 26, 2005

Artillery Chicken

Word for a female that is penetrated multiple times by a group of men in many different areas.

Me and my roommates made that girl an Artillery Chicken last night!

by assclown May 24, 2004