92 definitions by asdf

the smaps

She-male anal poop sex

quaids got the smaps

by asdf December 6, 2003

Molontro

A molontro is where your ball sac is longer then your dick.

Hey man, that dude has a molontro!

by asdf October 14, 2004

Thrice

1. The thrid time somethign is done.

2. One of the most talented and amazing Hardcore bands. They have three full CDs and really rock. Their music has personaly inspiring, thoughtful lyrics, cutting guitar licks, deep, lush, powerful bass accompanyment, and extreme drumming. Check out "to awake and avenge the dead", "Under a killing moon", and "Blood clots and black holes."

1. I have gone on that fruity merry-go-round thrice.

2. "Thrice is my favorite band!"
"It's everyone's favorite band, idiot!"
"Yeah, wheather they know it or not!"

by asdf October 1, 2004

prep time

the use of time to prepare for any event. Most notably by Batman, Dr Doom and whoever is currently being obsesseved over by the homos at SRK

Prep time is for cum dumpsters like Macguyver and Jack Bauer. Doom never loses

by asdf November 19, 2003

You got served

Teh bst mvie mde since undercover brother

All these fags who dont like the movie you got served probably got served once in their life

by asdf June 19, 2004

white collared slave

A person who is a slave to corporate jobs where you must wear white collars and suites like space monkeys all of you... MONKEYS!!!

i feel like a white collared slave workin for IBM... fuck this *loads gun and shoots self

by asdf December 4, 2002

buck 50

A males penis and testicles. Buck resembles the two testicles, and fifty resembles the penis.

"Hey Jimmy, do you have a buck fifty?"
"No."
"HAHAHAH!"
or...
"Hey Jimmy, do you have a buck fifty?"
"I have like 50 bucks."
"HAHAHAHA!"
or...
"Hey Jimmy, do you have a buck 50?"
"I left my money at home."
"Eww, you chopped of your penis??"
"YOU SAID PENIS HAHAH!"
"Damn..."
"You said DAMN AHHAHAH!"

by asdf June 5, 2004