13 definitions by armageddon ham
Term created by the centrist(ew) media to describe people who don't wear masks or follow basic hygiene, such as not coughing on people because they got your McDonald's order wrong.
Some lamestream news anchor: Yes the covidiots are spreading the virus
Some Gen Xer: I can't believe there are so many covidiots!
Some Gen Xer: I can't believe there are so many covidiots!
by armageddon ham September 27, 2020
Absolutely one of the most useful tools to have, it can be used as a weapon on account of being heavier than a bat but still slender enough to not be a fucking club. They range in size, but they universally have two sides: One for prying out nails, and another one for more blunt leverage. The side that pries out nails is incredibly effective as a weapon, being able to inflict cuts that a simple knife cannot match. If you use this properly, you are a chad among chads. It's also great for prying stuff open and ripping stuff off.
No wonder Gordon Freeman kicks ass with it.
No wonder Gordon Freeman kicks ass with it.
Anarchist 1: Hey! You got a crowbar, don't you!
Anarchist 2: Yeah, I ordered mine off the internet.
Anarchist 1: Damn, all I got is a knife I duct taped to a pipe.
Anarchist 2: Yeah, I ordered mine off the internet.
Anarchist 1: Damn, all I got is a knife I duct taped to a pipe.
by armageddon ham September 29, 2020
the room from stephen king's the shining, in the movie some idiot forgot the number and changed it to 237.
to get cabin fever, like the guy in the shining did and get angry at people in the building
a room that has something gross in it(in the book it had a decomposing cadaver)
to get cabin fever, like the guy in the shining did and get angry at people in the building
a room that has something gross in it(in the book it had a decomposing cadaver)
danny? yes o'halloran? don't go into room 217
oh shit, the cat left a real room 217 situation in there!
yeah dane went real room 217 on us last night, he broke the switch controller when we were playing smash
oh shit, the cat left a real room 217 situation in there!
yeah dane went real room 217 on us last night, he broke the switch controller when we were playing smash
by armageddon ham February 12, 2020
Italian for 14 days, how long ships would have to stay docked during the black death. Be honest, you heard it from Russel in Half-Life: Alyx.
Alyx: I don't actually know that much about the quarantine zone
Russel: Well the word 'quarantine' comes from the word quaranta giorni, which is how long ships would have to stay docked during the black death.
Russel: Well the word 'quarantine' comes from the word quaranta giorni, which is how long ships would have to stay docked during the black death.
by armageddon ham September 27, 2020
by armageddon ham December 23, 2020
(adjective)
Pronounced Fooh-Bahr, short for Fucked Up Beyond Repair
Examples include the American voting system, the economy, and the brains of baby boomers
Pronounced Fooh-Bahr, short for Fucked Up Beyond Repair
Examples include the American voting system, the economy, and the brains of baby boomers
This shit is way beyond FUBAR!
Dude America is FUBAR.
Those capitalist pigs are FUBAR, don't you agree comrade?
Dude America is FUBAR.
Those capitalist pigs are FUBAR, don't you agree comrade?
by armageddon ham December 23, 2020
1) An old, out of touch senile man who clearly has dementia who fucked Andrew Yang and Bernie Sanders right in the ass and proved how broken the two party system and electoral college are. Still, he's marginally better than Donald Trump, the old, out of touch, racist senile man. Previously served as Barack Obama's vice president, now is serving as the president president.
2) To try and make a compromise where both parties lose just enough to suspect the other side got the better cut.
3) To forget what one is doing, where one is, or even in extreme cases, your own identity.
2) To try and make a compromise where both parties lose just enough to suspect the other side got the better cut.
3) To forget what one is doing, where one is, or even in extreme cases, your own identity.
'Joe Biden just got inaugurated, so the country won't explode for another 4 years.'
'Bro stop pulling a Joe Biden'
'Dude the other day I got totally Joe Bidened when I was searching Amazon, I completely forgot that I was out of toilet paper and food.'
'Bro stop pulling a Joe Biden'
'Dude the other day I got totally Joe Bidened when I was searching Amazon, I completely forgot that I was out of toilet paper and food.'
by armageddon ham February 3, 2021