7 definitions by aphid2

Jamzee

To announce the ending of an event incorrectly, before it happens.

I like how the news Jamzeed Hillary into the White House before the votes were counted.

by aphid2 November 30, 2016

When you think something has already happened, but you actually predicted the future.

Somehow I ryped those terrorists would die before they were able to detonate the bomb.

by aphid2 April 22, 2017

When a company steals your credit card information and sells it to others.

I signed up to a sportsbook last night, and today someone in Barbados dimed me.

by aphid2 February 13, 2017

by aphid2 December 13, 2016

When your hustle dies and you have to get a real job to eat, much to the awe of everyone in your hood.

That weed dispensary opened up and put Ruben out of business, so now he works construction like a LopezOMG.

by aphid2 January 1, 2017

The ancient Japanese art of murdering a whole family for the indiscretions of a single person.

One night I bet on the Packers, then my whole family was fell victim to Kenshu.

by aphid2 January 24, 2017

When you bet on a sure thing, and still somehow lose.

Hillary losing the election was some real Johnnoluck for the USA.

by aphid2 November 27, 2016