Definitions by anycon

shiïte 

(n.) A learned way of saying shit. Contraction of the exclamatory 'Shiïte Muslims!', which may be used by somebody who objects to the tenets of Islam or actions performed in their name. Now corrupted simply to 'shiïte', this word serves on occasion as a witty alternative to the chavish shit.

Should be pronounced 'SHEE-ite'.

'Shiïte not another bombing in Lebanon!'

shiïte by anycon January 10, 2007

lej 

netslang contraction of legend or legendary

Mostyn is such a lej.

lej by anycon May 30, 2006

corntwot 

(n.) A twot with thrush.

Ghosh that Jool's got corntwot *again*!

corntwot by anycon December 28, 2005

bligh 

(int.) A speech-impedimentary way of saying bye. Spelt 'bligh' in recognition of Captain Bligh, famously mutinied mariner.

'Bligh!' said Michael Howard, forgotten but not gone.

bligh by anycon December 28, 2005

genium 

(n. or adj.) A singularly useful word to describe something that probably isn't full-blown geeenius but is genius in that place and at that time, for you. Colloquial, downsized genius.

'Takk...' is genium.

genium by anycon December 28, 2005

whang 

(v.) variant spelling of 'wang'; this also means 'to smell bad'.

Boy it whangs in here -- did you just trump?

whang by anycon October 10, 2005

ghosh 

(int.) super-euphemism for gosh, created along the same lines as ghey; perhaps influenced by Amitav Ghosh, the name of an okayish novelist.

Gholly ghosh my knickers are now confirmedly in a tweest!

ghosh by anycon October 10, 2005