anthony's definitions

piffer

A person who sits in a bathtub, farts, then bites at the bubbles.

Chris's breath smells like shit because he's a piffer.

by Anthony April 4, 2005

sperminator

1.A slut
2.A woman who feasts on sperm
3.A woman who likes sex alot

That whore must be a real sperminator

by Anthony October 14, 2003

greatness

the one the only youngest world champ in history RANDY ORTON

randy orton is greatness you know it

by anthony April 16, 2005

story virgin

The first victim to read your just written story.

Tim made me be his story virgin before he would read his story to the class.

by Anthony November 3, 2004

cake ass nigga

someone who pulls some hoe shit like ditchin they friends for a girl; someone who is soft,that get punked all the time and don't do shit about it

1. Jim- "ay Jon, u bout to go to the club with us and pull some hoes yo girlfriend outta town u need to have some fun." Jon- "naw man i'ma play pillow talk with ma girl and talk to her all night."
2.Some body that gets ranked and doesn't do nething about it.Ex.-Tim- "man Don, u so dark that if somebody did a drive-by on u, the bullets would come back and ask for a flashlight." Don-(says nothing at all and contiunes to get ranked cause he a cake ass nigga)

by Anthony January 2, 2005

Strength In Scars

The best up and comming metal-core band ever.

Hey Asshole get off your lazy ass and go see Strength In Scars!

by Anthony December 3, 2004

duckmonkey

When your face looks like a duck and monkey fucked each other and you were the product.

Man1: Hey look at Jaber, he's laying mack down.

Man2: Holy shit! He's mackin' on a duckmonkey.

by Anthony March 13, 2004