anthony's definitions
The act of bringing home a shit pig from a bar, restaurant, Chuck-a-palooza or a highway gas station with the intent of fornicating with the beast. Sometimes this crime against humanity can turn into a long-term shitpig-o-rama lasting for weeks.
by anthony February 19, 2005
Get the shitpiggerymug. a super hero that fights the evil meatman in the popular SV comic called "The Adventures of TOFUMAN!"...for more info try our website. www.angelfire.com/comics/svproductions
Tofuman, alongside his sidekick, potatoboy, have defeated the evil meatman and his cohort, the evil questionmark.
by anthony July 20, 2003
Get the tofumanmug. when some one is punched in the chest with force; the attack of punching one in the chest and if the recipient of the punch is a bitch about it then they have no heart but if they eat the punch then it shows that they have heart and therefore are protected against the heart check ; a way of pulling someone's hoe card ;could be for sayin dumb shit;could be for ne reason at all, maybe the person performing the heart check wants to pull a hoe card
1. Ken-(in front of jay talkin to jenny, who is jay's girlfriend) hey Jenny u know jay fucked kayla last night.(Jay punches Ken in the chest for the dumb shit he said)
2. Jack punches Dan in the chest, and Dan cries about it and him being a bitch about it demonstrates that his hoe card was pulled, or, Jack punches Dan in the chest and Dan eats the punch and tells Jack "yea man u punch like a little bitch," then Dan beats Jack's ass, signaling that Dan's hoe card was not pulled.
2. Jack punches Dan in the chest, and Dan cries about it and him being a bitch about it demonstrates that his hoe card was pulled, or, Jack punches Dan in the chest and Dan eats the punch and tells Jack "yea man u punch like a little bitch," then Dan beats Jack's ass, signaling that Dan's hoe card was not pulled.
by Anthony January 2, 2005
Get the heart checkmug. 
undetermined residence in the Cuban vocabulary.
by Anthony December 13, 2003
Get the Carajomug. A word meaning absolutely nothing that can be randomly shouted at the top of your lungs at any time for no specific reason. Try yelliing ha~ses at your mom, teacher, local rug merchant, or your little sister. It works more effectively when you flick a foreign object across the room while yelling ha~ses.
This ha~ses chaos theory arose in Ocean County, NJ and is slowly spreadiing across the nation.
VARIATIONS OF HA~SES:
Sauce: Sauce is the lame attempt of a group of kids trying to make ha~ses original and their "own thing". They yell the word "sauce" cause they think it makes them as cool as the rest of the ha~ses-ers out there, don't be fooled, their all just a bunch of tool-bags.
Ses: Sessing has a completely different meaning to it. Not to be confused with ha~ses or sauce. Ses is the act of unadulterated fun. It's the act of doing "absolutely nothing sexual" and being really sketchy about it.
This ha~ses chaos theory arose in Ocean County, NJ and is slowly spreadiing across the nation.
VARIATIONS OF HA~SES:
Sauce: Sauce is the lame attempt of a group of kids trying to make ha~ses original and their "own thing". They yell the word "sauce" cause they think it makes them as cool as the rest of the ha~ses-ers out there, don't be fooled, their all just a bunch of tool-bags.
Ses: Sessing has a completely different meaning to it. Not to be confused with ha~ses or sauce. Ses is the act of unadulterated fun. It's the act of doing "absolutely nothing sexual" and being really sketchy about it.
A word meaning absolutely nothing that can be randomly shouted at the top of your lungs at any time for no specific reason. Try yelliing ha~ses at your mom, teacher, local rug merchant, or your little sister. It works more effectively when you flick a foreign object across the room while yelling ha~ses.
This ha~ses chaos theory arose in Ocean County, NJ and is slowly spreadiing across the nation.
"The test today will contain thr--"
"HA~SESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!"
"Excuse me?!"
"HAAAAAAAAAAAA~SESSSSSSSSSSSSS?!!"
This ha~ses chaos theory arose in Ocean County, NJ and is slowly spreadiing across the nation.
"The test today will contain thr--"
"HA~SESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!"
"Excuse me?!"
"HAAAAAAAAAAAA~SESSSSSSSSSSSSS?!!"
by Anthony April 1, 2005
Get the ha~sesmug. by Anthony May 13, 2004
Get the badunkascarymug.