167 definitions by anthony

Male masturbation. If you rough up the suspect enough he'll eventually talk.
"I rough up the suspect twice daily."
by Anthony December 05, 2003
The epitome of Battlemech technology, this thirty ton behemoth will ruin anyone's day. Just the sight of an Urbanmech racing towards you, at close to lightspeed, is enought to make even battle-hardened veterans break out in a cold sweat.
Oh no! Run, URBANMECH!!! AAAAHHHH!!!
by Anthony May 20, 2004
The act of smacking one's face with the cock either before or after maybe even during (to add surprise) oral sex. this is also know as a dick slap.
I face spanked my girl while she was giving me head
by Anthony January 04, 2005
A word meaning absolutely nothing that can be randomly shouted at the top of your lungs at any time for no specific reason. Try yelliing ha~ses at your mom, teacher, local rug merchant, or your little sister. It works more effectively when you flick a foreign object across the room while yelling ha~ses.

This ha~ses chaos theory arose in Ocean County, NJ and is slowly spreadiing across the nation.


VARIATIONS OF HA~SES:

Sauce: Sauce is the lame attempt of a group of kids trying to make ha~ses original and their "own thing". They yell the word "sauce" cause they think it makes them as cool as the rest of the ha~ses-ers out there, don't be fooled, their all just a bunch of tool-bags.

Ses: Sessing has a completely different meaning to it. Not to be confused with ha~ses or sauce. Ses is the act of unadulterated fun. It's the act of doing "absolutely nothing sexual" and being really sketchy about it.
A word meaning absolutely nothing that can be randomly shouted at the top of your lungs at any time for no specific reason. Try yelliing ha~ses at your mom, teacher, local rug merchant, or your little sister. It works more effectively when you flick a foreign object across the room while yelling ha~ses.

This ha~ses chaos theory arose in Ocean County, NJ and is slowly spreadiing across the nation.

"The test today will contain thr--"
"HA~SESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!"
"Excuse me?!"
"HAAAAAAAAAAAA~SESSSSSSSSSSSSS?!!"
by Anthony April 01, 2005
The best band live. Its all about The Theory Of Harmonial Value. Best Album Ever.
Mo friggen' neen
by Anthony April 26, 2004
1. v. to make unlucky
2. (cursed)adj. made unlucky
3. v. something you say to someone when you're mad at them; alteration of darn, d*m*, or f***
1. I cursed that book.
2. That book is cursed! Don't touch it!
3. Curse you!
by Anthony January 15, 2004
A person who sits in a bathtub, farts, then bites at the bubbles.
Chris's breath smells like shit because he's a piffer.
by Anthony April 04, 2005

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