Fat and hated by his brothers Strong Bad and Strong Mad, this depressing loser doesn't get out much, and when he does, it's to go to Clash of the Titans Conventions.
"I like board games more than most people. And by that I mean that I like board games more than most people do, but by that I also mean that I like board games more than I like most people. Like this one time, I was playing the Game of Life against Hi-Ho Cheerio..."
The act of bringing home a shit pig from a bar, restaurant, Chuck-a-palooza or a highway gas station with the intent of fornicating with the beast. Sometimes this crime against humanity can turn into a long-term shitpig-o-rama lasting for weeks.
Holy shit, if Jack does not man down on this shitpiggery he will have to burn his bed sheets.