anthony's definitions

needledick

One who suffers from "Dinky Wang Syndrom"

Jeremy is suffering from needledick.

by Anthony January 1, 2004

shitpiggery

The act of bringing home a shit pig from a bar, restaurant, Chuck-a-palooza or a highway gas station with the intent of fornicating with the beast. Sometimes this crime against humanity can turn into a long-term shitpig-o-rama lasting for weeks.

Holy shit, if Jack does not man down on this shitpiggery he will have to burn his bed sheets.

by anthony February 19, 2005

mayra

she is so tempting, sweet, honest, natural, intelligent, and bbbeeaauuttiiffuulllll!!!!!

when I see her my heart beats really fast as if I was going to drop dead. Her name rushes through my head like when the most money in the world. That girl was perfectly made in the most astounding way.

by Anthony February 27, 2004

Mushroom Explosion

A musroom explosion is when the the head of a man's genitalia explodes, leaking brownish-red cream.

Dude, when we were upstairs, my mushroom exploded and she drank the cream from it.

by Anthony December 15, 2003

5 second rule

The rule that states if any edible object should touch the ground it may still be eaten if picked up within 5 seconds. (No matter how nasty the ground or surface may be.)

Tanisha dropped an M&M on the wet and dirty bathroom floor but ate it anyway claiming it was safe due to the 5 second rule.

by Anthony July 10, 2004

Hunchy

A fat bastard with a mutilated back

Kevin

by Anthony July 6, 2003

brickface

when your face looks like its been hit by a brick repeatedly.

Jaber: Hey guys look at my girlfriend.
Guy1: Damn she's brickfaced.

by Anthony March 11, 2004