35 definitions by antenna wilde

noun. (coined by Antenna Wilde)

1. A bent penis. Often caused by an inexperienced top-rider, but can also be caused by Peyronie's disease, Urethral stricture or Hypospadias.

2. A penis that is half-hard, otherwise called a "semi".

3. A man suffering from impedance due to physical or psychological reasons.
Fav: Is Jimmy coming out tonight?
Ant: Naw, he's got a wounded Marlin.
Fav: Oh shit, what happened?
Ant: Some cheerleader NOOB was top-riding him and ganged his pork sword.
Fav: wicked bumma.
by antenna wilde February 14, 2008
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(noun) (coined by Antenna Wilde)
1. A woman with a very small vagina. 2. A very small woman. 3. A very small woman with an even smaller vagina. 4. A young and promiscuous girl. 5. Possible jail bait.
I'd take smurf muffin over meat schlop any day.
by antenna wilde February 15, 2008
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(coined by Antenna Wilde)

1. noun. A twisted, irregular vagina; misshapen, lopsided or irregular in general. A knotted smile.

2. adverb. A vagina betwixt.
1. She spread her legs with a knotty grin.

2. Her knotty grin betwixt me.
by antenna wilde April 5, 2008
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A black sugar daddy who woes white women by showering them with gifts.
Fav: I always see that brotha with a different white chick.
Bones: Some chicks dig a Chocolate Santa.
by antenna wilde February 19, 2008
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(noun) The bubbling fuzz produced from rapid fucking. 2. A pussy that has an unusually large amount of discharge. 3. An infected vagina. 4. The froth on a horse's mouth.
A man says to his son, "When it comes to women; look before you leap. If you see a foaming seabiscuit, get the hell out of there!"
by antenna wilde February 14, 2008
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(noun) Little bits of dried up pussy juice, or chunk embedded in he hairs of a twice baked russet, or simply after a fuck fest.
I was just about to go there, but then I saw the chives and ran.
by antenna wilde February 21, 2008
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(noun. Also, turn-around time, or; turn over) The time in which something takes to get done. A waiter has many turn overs in a night. A buyer wants to know what company, or service's turn around time is.
What's the turn around time from production to final sale?
by antenna wilde February 21, 2008
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