ant's definitions

Whammo

Created by mortals but sounds like the Gods themselves farted tunefully through a cranked up amp after a night of popcorn and beans.

Loud Illuminatus music that changes the timing of your heart with it's force and power.

"Man, I went to that Illuminatus gig last night and the Whammo blew me away!"

by Ant July 28, 2004

jahoobies

Those which is most sacred, cherished, and respected on the female body.
They often attract large crowds (see orgy) of male observers (see perverts) or male organs (see wangs). Also oftentimes licked or squeezed.

See also:
boobs
tits
jugs
dirty pillows
jumblies
knockers
bonerizers

Holy shit! Look at the jahoobies on that girl, Germ - That is A+ material!

by Ant November 11, 2003

photi

An aquarian animal with scales and fins.

PHotograph
wOmen
staTIon

ph-o-ti. phonetics darling!

He be sleepin' wit' da photi.

by Ant December 21, 2003

laxative

One word:McDonald's.

Man, McDonald's is like a laxative. I couldn't stop shittin after eating that Quarter Pounder.

by Ant February 18, 2004

irish breakfast

A pint of the black stuff, to start the day right.

'I can't think straight before I've had my breakfast'
'You can't think straight after it!'

by ant August 4, 2004

Yo cago en la leche de tu madre

I think this is a misquote, it should be 'Me cago en la leche que mamaste' which means "I shit in the milk that you suckled from your mother's breast"
Lovely expression, isn't it? (used widely as 'Me cago en la leche')
The above I have never heard, and anyway this is an English slang dictionary not an Eng - Span one.

Spanish speaker one: Acabo de romper tus gafas (I've just broken your glasses).
Spanish speaker two: Me cago en la leche que mamaste, cabróncete de mierda. (I shit in the milk you suckled from your mother's breast you shitty/fuckin'little bastard.

by ant July 18, 2004

Batman's Lair

A dark,scary,hairy cave.

Batman's lair is shaped just like an asshole.

by ant June 9, 2004