Simple Plan

Simple Plan need a simple plan to save themselves. All my friends are like "Oh my god! I live for Simple Plan and now that that's out i must be a to total punk!" Excuse me but if you want to hear real punk then listen to the sex pistols, ramones, rancid, frenzal rhomb, the meanies, placebo, manic street preachers and primus and YOU WILL FIND THE MEANING OF PUNK MUSIC!!!

FUCK I HATE FUCKING SIMPLE FUCKING PLAn

by ant January 13, 2005

poopanbinder

A poopanbinder is a word to describe somebody that has no freinds.

Amy is poopanbinderish.

by Ant April 22, 2004

poodlefaking

to fornicate (in the gerund), fucking (verb only)

We wuz poodlefaking on the sofa when my bad ass little sister barged in.

by Ant July 17, 2003

turtle's head

The first part of a turd that will poke itself out for air, when yo' ass is fit to bust.

'When the turtle's head pops out, you're on borrowed time...'

by ant July 26, 2004

tap-room lawyer

A mouthy know-it-all who frequents the workman's bar of a pub and has an opinion on anything and everything, especially when someone requires advice about something the majority of us are not qualified to answer. Oh yes the tap-room lawyer's always on hand, he'll usually scrounge a pint, blow smoke in your face, relate an untold number of anecdotes and basically bore you shitless repeating his 'considered opinion'.
Of low social status this individual stands out because he is usually the laughing-stock of the pub, a 'character', a 'one', tolerated but God only knows why. What they need is a kick up the fuckin' jacksi

Did you hear about the new bypass that's being planned?
Yeah, the tap-room lawyers are in there theorising about the effect it'll have on the town.
Why the hell didn't you phone the consulate?!
Fred 'the jock' told me I wouldn't need a visa..
What?! Don't listen to that fuckin' tap-room lawyer. What the hell would that wanker know about travelling round Europe? The furthest he's been is an illegal copy of the 'Sound of Music'!

by ant July 23, 2004

shagnasty

Usually used as a proper noun (someone's name) to show disdain, contempt. Also used in jest on acquaintances.

Hey Shagnasty! Get us a beer in, will you?
You shut yer fuckin' trap, Shagnasty!

by Ant August 08, 2003

chuffbumpkin

A wad of folded toilet paper placed in between the arse cheeks at the height of the anus, in order to prevent 'seepage' and subsequent staining of one's underwear especially after heavy farting.

'Well children, I hope you all enjoyed your bean curry, now before we proceed to a dessert of prunes and apricot juice, would you please ensure that all chuffbumpkins are firmly in place'

by ant December 05, 2007