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tap-room lawyer

A mouthy know-it-all who frequents the workman's bar of a pub and has an opinion on anything and everything, especially when someone requires advice about something the majority of us are not qualified to answer. Oh yes the tap-room lawyer's always on hand, he'll usually scrounge a pint, blow smoke in your face, relate an untold number of anecdotes and basically bore you shitless repeating his 'considered opinion'.
Of low social status this individual stands out because he is usually the laughing-stock of the pub, a 'character', a 'one', tolerated but God only knows why. What they need is a kick up the fuckin' jacksi
Did you hear about the new bypass that's being planned?
Yeah, the tap-room lawyers are in there theorising about the effect it'll have on the town.
Why the hell didn't you phone the consulate?!
Fred 'the jock' told me I wouldn't need a visa..
What?! Don't listen to that fuckin' tap-room lawyer. What the hell would that wanker know about travelling round Europe? The furthest he's been is an illegal copy of the 'Sound of Music'!
by ant July 23, 2004
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photi

An aquarian animal with scales and fins.

PHotograph
wOmen
staTIon

ph-o-ti. phonetics darling!
He be sleepin' wit' da photi.
by Ant December 21, 2003
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The Meanies

BEST BAND EVER!!! (apart from Frenzal Rhomb and the Hard-Ons) They rock the worlds socks!
I love The Meanies and you love the meanies and we love the meanies
by ant January 12, 2005
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jahoobies

Those which is most sacred, cherished, and respected on the female body.
They often attract large crowds (see orgy) of male observers (see perverts) or male organs (see wangs). Also oftentimes licked or squeezed.

See also:
boobs
tits
jugs
dirty pillows
jumblies
knockers
bonerizers
Holy shit! Look at the jahoobies on that girl, Germ - That is A+ material!
by Ant November 11, 2003
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Whammo

Created by mortals but sounds like the Gods themselves farted tunefully through a cranked up amp after a night of popcorn and beans.

Loud Illuminatus music that changes the timing of your heart with it's force and power.
"Man, I went to that Illuminatus gig last night and the Whammo blew me away!"
by Ant July 28, 2004
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laxative

Man, McDonald's is like a laxative. I couldn't stop shittin after eating that Quarter Pounder.
by Ant February 18, 2004
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Batman's Lair

Batman's lair is shaped just like an asshole.
by ant June 9, 2004
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