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Poopy Asshole Nigga Fart Phobia 

The fear of having an unclean asshole after pooping, often causing you to wipe more than usual.
Robby - "Why did you take so long in the bathroom"
Todd - "Sorry my Poopy Asshole Nigga Fart Phobia makes me stay in the bathroom for a long time"

jake paul phobia 

A fear of the cancerous youtuber Jake Paul coming to your house to start dabbing on them haters
Jake Paul Phobia scared Jimmy from watching YouTube
jake paul phobia by Tobiathin September 16, 2017

Chasity-phobic 

when you lack braincells and don’t stan Chasity
yo that uggo isn’t letting me steal their tocos, they’re Chasity-phobic
Chasity-phobic by hh29 September 19, 2021

cop-phobia 

The fear of law enforcement types. A dread of any police. Paranoia towards a badge and gun carrier.
As the driver glanced into the rear view mirror while waiting for a red light to turn green, they saw a patrol car pulling up behind them. Instantly their cop-phobia kicked in.
cop-phobia by jpg3 September 16, 2015

Phoning the 90s 

"Why is Tom still in that convenience store? He's got the lottery tickets and chips that he went in for."

"He wants to ask the guy behind the counter if they're still selling long-distance phone cards."

"Why?"

"I guess for phoning the 90s. It's where he left his common sense."

Voice Mail Phobia 

When you are literally scared to death to check your voice mail because you feel you are certain there is bad news in your voice-mail you do not want to hear or do not want to confront.
Elena: "Uncle Carmine have you checked your voice mail? I can't leave you any more voice mails because your mail box is full!"

Uncle Carmine: "No Elena I have not as I have been diagnosed with Voice Mail Phobia"