97 definitions by andy1

OVJ

Abbreviation for Ortho Vaginal Jelly, a storebought type of pussy juice

The ortho company makes lotsa money when people put ovj on their pussies

by andy1 May 23, 2005

Taco Smell

Slang word for the fast-food chain Taco Bell. Also can define the smell of a pussy.

Do you want to go to Taco Smell, Barfy's}, {Hardon's}, or {Pizza Slut?

by andy1 May 15, 2005

on the rag

All the conventional definitions, plus a case where a mechanical device is malfunctioning for a 5 to 7 day period. See OTR and beating off

Bill, your FIAT is on the rag.

by andy1 May 23, 2005

San Francisco Blackjack

A dealt two-card blackjack hand consisting of two queens.

After the dealer told me that my hand of two queens was a San Francisco blackjack, I asked him if a King and a Queen was a normal blackjack, and of course he said "No"

by andy1 April 9, 2006

Shallow Throat

The throat of, or a girl who can't really do BJs properly.

I nicknamed my girlfriend in the 70s "Shallow Throat"

by andy1 June 2, 2005

Shallow Throat

The throat of, or a girl who can't really do BJs properly.

I nicknamed my girlfriend in the 70s "Shallow Throat"

by andy1 June 2, 2005

chip whore

a girl/woman who gets a guy to buy/give her chips to play table games at the casino. As often as not, she skips out on him when he goes to the bathroom

That gorgeous Asian gal with the dyed blonde hair was a chip whore who was with a 500 lb. ugly guy. As soon as he went to the bathroom, she made a beeline out the front door.

by andy1 March 22, 2007