11 definitions by andy tiger

premier league

Used to describe something as being of the highest quality.

"Oh that is Premier League. Ten on ten."

by andy tiger May 26, 2005

northern magic

Masturbation performed by someone of northern origin.

"Now then our kid, I could do with some northern magic"
"Ey up cocker, have you had any northern magic today?"
"Eee by gum, you were having a northern magic!"

by andy tiger May 26, 2005

falcon

Mis-pronunciation for the word vulcan, particularly common for people with a Belfast accent.

"I was on the Enterprise and this falcon stole my lucky charms"

by andy tiger May 26, 2005

Spittin' Feathers

Thirsty or dry-mouthed and in need of a drink, possibly because a parrot has been massacred and the resulting feathers have landed in the mouth so a drink is required to restore moistness.

"Brew up cocker, I'm spittin' feathers here"

by andy tiger May 26, 2005