andy k's definitions
When a woman shits out her pussy, usually when she squeezes too hard in an attempt to queef, after shes eatin a bean borrito from taco bell
by Andy K April 18, 2004
Get the Big Mac Attackmug. This one requires hreat sexual energy, and is performed by a man.
#1. A man begins by beating off
#2. He fucks a woman, normally, in the twat.
#3. He does her in the butt.
#4. He sticks it in her mouth. (lol imagine being the girl)
#5. She sucks him off a second time, while he attempts to escape from a straight jacket and being tied to a pole with chains and shackles.
#6. Realizing that the man must be tired and out of semen, just 2 make him fee like shit, all the women within a 1 mile radius come and suck on his cock, but he does not get off, he is blue balled every time.
#1. A man begins by beating off
#2. He fucks a woman, normally, in the twat.
#3. He does her in the butt.
#4. He sticks it in her mouth. (lol imagine being the girl)
#5. She sucks him off a second time, while he attempts to escape from a straight jacket and being tied to a pole with chains and shackles.
#6. Realizing that the man must be tired and out of semen, just 2 make him fee like shit, all the women within a 1 mile radius come and suck on his cock, but he does not get off, he is blue balled every time.
by Andy K April 5, 2004
Get the Obstacle Coursemug. by Andy K March 28, 2004
Get the pork flapmug. When sex is going and 1 of the 2 people involved is extremely fat. The term auto-safety refers to the fat acting as an airbag when the humping is too hard
by Andy K April 7, 2004
Get the auto-safetymug. by Andy K March 24, 2004
Get the flaming fuckmug. When a midwife is performing a long and vigorous delivery and needs to change her tampon desperately
by Andy K April 18, 2004
Get the Midwife Crisismug. a large knife (much like a machete) specialized for cutting open one's asshole in order to cure his or her constipation when the pills just aren't working
by Andy K May 19, 2004
Get the Mashittymug.