andy k's definitions

pork flap

excess skin hanging from the pussy
See beef curtain

Dude, ur moms pork flap is huge!

by Andy K March 28, 2004

Vaginal Glutton

A new method of birth control where a micro chip is placed in a woman's vagina after intercourse. If 30 days passes, and there is no sign of a baby, the microchip will deactivate and be shitten out. If a baby is forming, the glutton will begin eating the baby. If the baby does not die from partial eating, the glutton will consume the entire thing, completely painless, but slightly ticklish to the woman.

Ill be back, I need a new pack of vaginal gluttons.

by Andy K April 18, 2004

Weathering

When people try to make their sex look like different weather patterns.

For example... to weather rain, is to piss on your partner, to weather snow is to jizz on your partner, to weather a thunder storm is rough sex with whips and chains

"We should try weathering honey, a hurricane is coming soon!"

by Andy K April 6, 2004

Mashitty

a large knife (much like a machete) specialized for cutting open one's asshole in order to cure his or her constipation when the pills just aren't working

Goddamn, I had too many bean borritos, Im gonna need a mashitty.

by Andy K May 19, 2004

Midwife Crisis

When a midwife is performing a long and vigorous delivery and needs to change her tampon desperately

The baby cried too much because of a midwife crisis.

by Andy K April 18, 2004

Wrinkle Pounding

Titty fucking an old lady and using her loose skin as a condom

Im gonna go wrinkle pound your grandma.

by Andy K May 16, 2004

Obstacle Course

This one requires hreat sexual energy, and is performed by a man.

#1. A man begins by beating off
#2. He fucks a woman, normally, in the twat.
#3. He does her in the butt.
#4. He sticks it in her mouth. (lol imagine being the girl)
#5. She sucks him off a second time, while he attempts to escape from a straight jacket and being tied to a pole with chains and shackles.
#6. Realizing that the man must be tired and out of semen, just 2 make him fee like shit, all the women within a 1 mile radius come and suck on his cock, but he does not get off, he is blue balled every time.

Wow man, if you can do the obstacle course and live to tell about it, your a lucky man.

by Andy K April 5, 2004