andy k's definitions

Obstacle Course

This one requires hreat sexual energy, and is performed by a man.

#1. A man begins by beating off
#2. He fucks a woman, normally, in the twat.
#3. He does her in the butt.
#4. He sticks it in her mouth. (lol imagine being the girl)
#5. She sucks him off a second time, while he attempts to escape from a straight jacket and being tied to a pole with chains and shackles.
#6. Realizing that the man must be tired and out of semen, just 2 make him fee like shit, all the women within a 1 mile radius come and suck on his cock, but he does not get off, he is blue balled every time.

Wow man, if you can do the obstacle course and live to tell about it, your a lucky man.

by Andy K April 5, 2004

flaming fuck

When a man blindfold a woman and instead of fucking her, he maturbates her with a lit cigar

Yo, I gave that chick a flaming fuck she'll never forget.

by Andy K March 24, 2004

Red Hot Shishkabob

A concom lubricated with Frank's Redhot Sauce.

Honey, are you up for a few Red Hot Shishkabobs tonight?

by Andy K May 11, 2004

Chumba

A girl (so she says) from Worcester Massachusetts named Amanda. This knickname refers to the fact that she looks like a cross between Chubaka and Pumba.

Hey dude, Chumba's coming over, get ready for some cheap head.

by Andy K March 25, 2004

Wrinkle Pounding

Titty fucking an old lady and using her loose skin as a condom

Im gonna go wrinkle pound your grandma.

by Andy K May 16, 2004

Midwife Crisis

When a midwife is performing a long and vigorous delivery and needs to change her tampon desperately

The baby cried too much because of a midwife crisis.

by Andy K April 18, 2004

Mashitty

a large knife (much like a machete) specialized for cutting open one's asshole in order to cure his or her constipation when the pills just aren't working

Goddamn, I had too many bean borritos, Im gonna need a mashitty.

by Andy K May 19, 2004