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Big Mac Attack

When a woman shits out her pussy, usually when she squeezes too hard in an attempt to queef, after shes eatin a bean borrito from taco bell
"She let out the Big Mac Attack on me while i was fuckin her.... dont trust her."
by Andy K April 18, 2004
mugGet the Big Mac Attackmug.

Obstacle Course

This one requires hreat sexual energy, and is performed by a man.

#1. A man begins by beating off
#2. He fucks a woman, normally, in the twat.
#3. He does her in the butt.
#4. He sticks it in her mouth. (lol imagine being the girl)
#5. She sucks him off a second time, while he attempts to escape from a straight jacket and being tied to a pole with chains and shackles.
#6. Realizing that the man must be tired and out of semen, just 2 make him fee like shit, all the women within a 1 mile radius come and suck on his cock, but he does not get off, he is blue balled every time.
Wow man, if you can do the obstacle course and live to tell about it, your a lucky man.
by Andy K April 5, 2004
mugGet the Obstacle Coursemug.

pork flap

excess skin hanging from the pussy
See beef curtain
Dude, ur moms pork flap is huge!
by Andy K March 28, 2004
mugGet the pork flapmug.

auto-safety

When sex is going and 1 of the 2 people involved is extremely fat. The term auto-safety refers to the fat acting as an airbag when the humping is too hard
Sex with me is auto-safety.
by Andy K April 7, 2004
mugGet the auto-safetymug.

flaming fuck

When a man blindfold a woman and instead of fucking her, he maturbates her with a lit cigar
Yo, I gave that chick a flaming fuck she'll never forget.
by Andy K March 24, 2004
mugGet the flaming fuckmug.

Midwife Crisis

When a midwife is performing a long and vigorous delivery and needs to change her tampon desperately
The baby cried too much because of a midwife crisis.
by Andy K April 18, 2004
mugGet the Midwife Crisismug.

Mashitty

a large knife (much like a machete) specialized for cutting open one's asshole in order to cure his or her constipation when the pills just aren't working
Goddamn, I had too many bean borritos, Im gonna need a mashitty.
by Andy K May 19, 2004
mugGet the Mashittymug.

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