binwards

Alternatively 'binward.' In the direction of the bin, meaning either literally into the trash, or figuratively toward obscurity. Figuratively is more fun.
Those boyband chart wannabes are headed in one direction - binwards!
by Andy Sword November 13, 2010
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horshit

Merely a contraction of the existing word 'horseshit,' altering the spelling to match the common pronunciation.
Yeah, she was gonna throw me out, so I told her I love her and I'm sorry and all that horshit...
by Andy Sword November 05, 2010
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hoe-mance

A sickeningly sentimental and exclusive too-close friendship 'twixt two adult females.
Jeez, Deborah and Lisa's pukey we-hate-men hoe-mance makes my teeth itch!
by Andy Sword June 21, 2016
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attention shite

Also 'attention shit' for the world outside the UK and Ireland. An act of defecation by a pet dog or cat, designed to get the attention of the owner/master, who has done (or not done) something to annoy said pet.
Jesus! The cat's dropped an attention shite in the laundry hamper again! Did you forget to feed her!?
by Andy Sword January 25, 2011
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Fawlty Syndrome

A curious phenomenon whereby an individual will find themselves (in) a job or profession, involving activities and duties contrary to their personalities and preferences - such as a hotelier who has no liking or even patience for people.
My kid's teacher seems to hate children! Fawlty Syndrome, who could explain it?
by Andy Sword February 16, 2011
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carnal hobbyist

A fun-polite description of anyone, male or female, who indulges him/herself with a series of casual sexual partners.
Well, y'know 'slut' is a nasty word. I'd call her a carnal hobbyist!
by Andy Sword January 07, 2009
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wondow

A metaphysical window to something or somewhere wonderful or wondrous. The sort of thing you might find described in supernatural themed novels or in the conversation of stoners.
I dunno what the hell ya dropped in my drink, but I floated through a wondow and didn't wanna come back!
by Andy Sword November 05, 2010
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