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2 definitions by android_weber

 
1.
A person so staunchly conservative that his/her ass cheeks will remain clenched as long as a democrat is president.
“Rush Limbaugh is so right-assed he could manufacture diamonds.”
by android_weber August 25, 2009
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2.
The stifling, uncomfortable feeling a person gets when a witty tweet comes to mind, but he/she has no access to twitter.
“He forgot his blackberry. He’s gonna be so twitterpated when he gets home.”
by android_weber August 25, 2009
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