andrew's definitions

Suburbia

Hey kids, Suburbia ain't that bad. Be thankful for the roof over your head, you whiny tools, or move to Somalia or something.

Look at those angst-ridden brats go on and on about how they hate their comfortable lives in Suburbia just because some weedy little emo thug on MTV told them to.

by Andrew June 20, 2006

suicide

The art of killing ones own self after feeling like so many fucking people hate you and your tierd of fucking up other peoples' lives and god is taking a shit in your eye and says "Out of everybody else life, yours is going to suck the most because i hate you and regret even making you a thought in your parents' mind!"

Alex comited suicide after finding out that he had no penis and his parents hate him.

by Andrew May 13, 2005

pempslider

management consultant

I'm a pempslider at McKinsey

The team re-structuring suggested that by that group of pempsliders really is first-rate.

by andrew January 30, 2004

slamdance

a PUNK dance that is a spin off of the pogo that involves you running around clockwise or counterclickwise in a circle and flailing your arms about, and kicking you legs. the point is to have fun, not beat the shit out of someone.

man I slamdanced last night when i saw conflict it was kick ass.

by andrew October 1, 2004

wibble

1. Verb: To wiggle and wobble at the same time.
2. Noun: Something that wiggles and wobbles.

Dude, that refrigerator handle has a bad wibble.

by Andrew February 14, 2004

Bus

A nickname for a fat girl who gives head in closets and goes out with chubby chasers.

Oh look there's the bus! Oh my god , put it away , she's not done yet.

by Andrew October 9, 2003

randomnessness

To Be Full Of randomness.

guy 1: OH YEA WELL 34JQ-H954QHG84Q2JH! TO U!
guy 2: THAT WAS FULL OF RANDOMNESSNESS!

by andrew May 13, 2005