andrew's definitions

cabrón

In Spain, this refers to the English equivalent as "Lucky Bastard".

Persona A - Mañana tienes que tomar cinco examenes pero yo no.
Persona B - Eres cabrón...

by Andrew March 15, 2005

fuckmonkeys

Used as an explative very convienent because you can always say monkeys louder than fuck, thus tricking the holier-than-thou people that you actually said something innocent. See fudgemonkeys fuckamonkey

Plurel of fuckmonkey

Oh fuckmonkeys!

Just ignore them, they're nothing but a bunch of fuckmonkeys.

by Andrew March 18, 2005

hypermobilic

bendy squiggly body parts.

Jiten

by andrew February 10, 2003

estificlium

The state of being estifed. See estif

Yo fool, you is in da state of estificulum fo so.

by Andrew January 5, 2004

fuckamonkey

Usually used as an explative.

Refers to the problem of AIDS interfearing with completely free sex. Someone somewhere just had to fuck a monkey...

see fudgemonkey fuckmonkey

"Oh fuckamonkey!" expressing sexual frustration

"Somebody had to fuckamonkey"

by Andrew May 13, 2005

Ditze

A total dork or jerk

Stop being a ditze

by Andrew March 22, 2003

Tailgating

2- Following a car too closely with your miniature pickup truck while blasting Eminem on the stereo; a form of overcompensation for economic failure and small genitalia.

If that jerkoff doesn't stop tailgating me, I'm going to slow down to 10 miles an hour!

by Andrew July 15, 2004