andrew's definitions

sleepin' pussy

to sit on ones hand for at least 20 minutes before you masterbate. makes your hand feel like someone else.

I gave myself the sleepin' pussy.

by Andrew May 13, 2005

Quimby

A person who sniffs bicycle seats.

Jimmy is a fagot quimby.

by ANDREW September 1, 2003

shitter

An exclamation used to convey dismay or anger.

I've been shot - shitter!

by andrew August 15, 2003

shpoopy

1) a sign of agknolwledgement

2) a word to replace all words


3) a rare south african monkey

4) an insult

5) another word for ass

6) im all out of definitions

^_^

man 1-"dude, i think i pissed myself"
man 2-"spoopy"

"he drove his car right into the shpoopy"
OR
"Shpoopy shpoopy shpoopy into the shpoopy"

"crikey! would you look at that shpoopy! hold 'ere a sec' while i shove my thumb up his ass!"

"dude, shpoop you"

"that is a FINE shpoopy"

by andrew January 10, 2004

And then some

To further express the magnitude of Times Ten

That party rocked, Times ten and then some

by Andrew November 14, 2003

Ass Nuggets

Poop comprised of small, well-formed pieces, usually 4-10 in number, that are easily expelled and require little toilet paper usage afterwards. Their appearance and consistency is similar to rabbit poop. They are similar to Ass Potatoes, but smaller and more numerous, and they are the "opposite" of Ass Bread.

I have to take a crap, but I'm in a hurry, so I'm hoping for a couple of quick ass potatoes, or at least a handful of ass nuggets. The last thing I need is a bunch of ass bread.

by Andrew June 18, 2006

perstile

someone who is so cautious about what they say, worried, afraid about how they act

John is so fucking perstile it's ridiculous.

by andrew July 11, 2003