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straight up

1. used to describe something that points upward
2. saying used by people to exaggerate something
1.that stick points straight up
2. Yo, that's straight up stupid, man!!
by Andrew May 4, 2004
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codo

Spanish - Literally "Elbow"
In a few regions of Spain this refers to somebody who is very stingey with their money. In many cases, the person calling you stingey will simply stick their elbow out pointed at you.
Dependiente - "Esa camiseta le costará ciento dólares."
Cliente - "¡De ningún modo en infierno!"
Dependiente - "Ud. es codo."
by Andrew March 15, 2005
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Mud slide

When the lady lies on her stomach with back arched and the gentleman sits on her shoulders with the head of a turd sticking out (see turtle head). He then procedes to slide down her back with the aid of the turd.
"I built up so much speed giving her a mud slide the other night that I got whiplash."
by Andrew June 22, 2006
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wolf cookies

fuck a girl in the ass pull out your cock and have her suck her own shit off of it
man hudsons mom gave me mad wolf cookies last night!
by Andrew February 28, 2004
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man norks

Norks of the male variety. Must be an A-cup or bigger to be considered breasts.
Ashley, you have the biggest man norks. Have you considered getting a training bra?
by Andrew May 3, 2004
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John F. Kerry

We should promote peace, just tell me when its all over
by andrew April 7, 2005
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X-37

:.::This is not from a TV Show or Movie, this is actual information gathered from military inteligence leaks::.:

Designed by NASA the X-33 and X-35 Passenger shuttles will now have a third installment, the X-37.
With the discovery of a new super-heavy element Ununpentium (Atomic number 115) with a massive power output, A combined NASA and Military project has begun to create the first craft capable of atmospheric Mach 10 speed and possible Hyperspace travel.
The design will feature NASA's new electron magnetic shield and Photon-Energy beam technology.
The new craft dubbed the X-37 will run entirely on a system core feul of Ununpentium.
There is no currently set release date, however you can bet the public will not know about it for a long time.
If you have seen tv shows such as "star trek", "Star Wars" or "Stargate" you will basically crudely know what I am talking about.
I'd like to make it clear that this is not something like "Warp 2 mr spock!"
This is an actual Hyperspace project in developement which if successful may give humans the ability of up to light speed travel.
by Andrew March 24, 2005
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