10 definitions by andie

teenybopper

a retard, usually a 11-14 year old girl who wears shirts that say things like "angel" "princess" "diva" "goddess," etc. they wear sparkly pink/blue jewelry. and the true mark is crisp, clean new-looking low-top converse OR navy blue skechers. also pretend they have boobs but they dont. their bras are more like a piece of elastic with eggshells connected. and they enjoy wearing denim bell bottoms or "flares" with pre-worn out butts and/or a little flowery design somewhere.

hey, check out the fruity teenybopper... yeah the one with cheap butterfly clips in her hair and the justin timberlake lunchbox

by andie September 20, 2003

Chuck E. Cheese

Pizzeria frequented by young children and pedophiles.

Timmy is five and likes to eat at Chuck E. Cheese. George is thirty-five and likes to eat there too.

by andie June 18, 2004

hakuna matata

a problem free philospy~ no fucking problems

use it when you stoned off you ass! makes everything all good

by andie December 9, 2003

infomercial

a 30 minute commercial you watch at 6:30 in the morning that somehow is addicting and makes you not want to change the channel

i have to watch this windsor pilates infomercial because it's.... uhhhhrrrr.... (stares at screen as if posessed)

by andie September 20, 2003

feminazi

a hateful term used to decribe women who fight for equality; Often used by men who fail to realize how good they actually have it.

woman- "I believe I should be paid fair wages and not have to dress like a slut to susceed in life"

man- "shut up you feminazi"

by andie July 24, 2006

booze hound

a person you drink a ton of alcohol and gets shit faced until they puke all over the place

andie is a booze hound she puked all over sparwood

by andie May 8, 2003

straightedge

you dont have to be hardcore emo to be straightedge. you just dont drink/dont smoke/dont fuck

fuck you i dont want a smoke. im straightedge

by andie March 1, 2005