9 definitions by alyssas.defs

fuckat

when someone fucks their cat

“ yo did yu hear about the rumor that shane dawson fuckatted ?”
“fu- what ?”
“fuckatted, when you fuck your cat”

by alyssas.defs May 3, 2019

wom

When your wife is also your mom, like Oedipus

Oedipus: I’m going to go check on my wom, Jocasta

by alyssas.defs December 19, 2021

snapedo

a guy (usually 18+) who goes on snap and adds random girls, and only asks them for nudes. if they don’t send nudes then the guy unadds them.

girl 1: that guy that you were talking about added me

girl 2: nooo unadd him he’s a snapedo

by alyssas.defs June 24, 2019

yds

yeah dumb slut

texting:

person 1: “are you on your way”

person 2: “yds”

person 1: “what?”
person 2: “yeah dumb slut”

by alyssas.defs November 2, 2021

impdiabod

i put my dick in a bag of doritos

guy 1- yo last night impdiabod
guy 2- what?
guy 1- i put my dick in a bag of doritos
guy 2- oh, same bro

by alyssas.defs September 27, 2019

bruncle in-law

When your brother in-law is also your uncle, like Oedipus

Oedipus: “I’m going to go see my bruncle in-law, Creon.”

by alyssas.defs December 19, 2021

ciancé

When your cousin is also your fiancé, like Antigone

Antigone: “I’m going to go see my ciancé”

Ismene: “Your what?”
Antigone: “My cousin fiancé, Haimon”

by alyssas.defs December 22, 2021