35 definitions by alpino
electronic devices given to children - I-pods, cell phones, DVDs in cars, X-Box, Play Station, Nintendo, etc - to keep them quiet & busy - can range from a blessing to a curse
"Honey, did you bring the electronic ritalin? This is going to be a twelve hour drive"
"Yes the boys picked out a dozen DVDs and brought their I-Phone chargers"
"Now we can discuss every life issue in privacy and fall in love again"
"What do we do when the DVDs run out? Listen to their stories and fall in love with them again"
"Yes the boys picked out a dozen DVDs and brought their I-Phone chargers"
"Now we can discuss every life issue in privacy and fall in love again"
"What do we do when the DVDs run out? Listen to their stories and fall in love with them again"
by alpino August 5, 2012
loud gurgling greasy fart
Dude, that one's gonna burn. You'd better cleanup quick, or you're gonna get a bad case of shartburn!
tosses him a pack of baby wipes
Dude, that one's gonna burn. You'd better cleanup quick, or you're gonna get a bad case of shartburn!
tosses him a pack of baby wipes
by alpino November 26, 2008
The best weapon on the planet, in the right.... or wrong hands. It takes trained or determined infantryman to use it properly... not a "soulja" gangbanger spraying it sideways and hitting their neighbor's three year old... not some clown haji insurgent that has seen too many Rambo movies and shoots from the hip.
Can be buried in mud for years and still kill.
Has killed more people with "real guns" than any other weapon.
Can be buried in mud for years and still kill.
Has killed more people with "real guns" than any other weapon.
by alpino September 15, 2008
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All the Indian Pakistani Bangladeshi types working for KBR in Iraq or Afghanistan. Some are really coolio and dream of the great 7-11 in the sky the USA, some hate the USA cause we pay them $5 a day. The ones in country work their asses off at laundry or cooking, but the ones in the bazaars are real rip off artists, swindling Joes, who miss the great PX in the sky Wal-Mart back home
The coolies in the DEFAC are great but the ones at the bazaar selling bootleg DVDs and trinket are real cocks.
by alpino January 19, 2012
Someone who moves out West, usually the Northern Rockies, and wants to make it just like California or Michigan and not the U.P.! or Vermont. Liberal fucks who don't like hunting, logging or ranching. They think wolves are cute face licking puppies,,, not hamstringing demons who eat their prey alive. The use their money and lawyers like the Mafia uses pistols and knives, with the locals losing out. Drive Subarus, Saabs, Volvos.
How come we can't hunt elk on that ranch anymore?
Some pretty people bought it to raise llamas on.
Why is this bar so clean... and no more pickled eggs?
The pretty people eat their veggie burgers here now.
Some pretty people bought it to raise llamas on.
Why is this bar so clean... and no more pickled eggs?
The pretty people eat their veggie burgers here now.
by alpino October 20, 2009
The reality of ski bums... the cute name for these type of "professional" skiers who exist hand to mouth, mooching beers or bongs, living on other peoples couches... but have a really good time skiing over 100 times a season!
Half the people in this town on unemployment or washing dishes at night are ski trash.
Q. What do you call ski trash without a girlfriend?
A. Homeless
Q. What do you call ski trash without a girlfriend?
A. Homeless
by alpino March 15, 2010