allison's definitions

White Water Wristing

Jacking off, polishing the pewter, wrestling the one eyed snake, training the purple headed warrior, cleaning the pipes, masterbating,

Damn, is that guy white water wristing in the hottub?

by Allison January 21, 2004

smob

you can use this word in place of any word you want. adjective, verb, noun, whatever.

you are such a smob

i am smobbing you

lets smob!!

by Allison September 17, 2004

kcch

A written 'hiss'.
Use instead of *hiss*, when angered, or when there is nothing else to say.

You arent coming to the party tommorow?! kcch!

by Allison January 30, 2004

Medford,NJ

Appears to be a small, over populated town with too many bored police officers looking to bust kids for everything from talking on their cell phones in their cars that their parents bought them to buying alcohol with a fake ID at the Vineyard to going 120 in a 65 mph zone on the way to LBI. Kids start smoking pot and drinking as early as 6th grade and are damn proud of it. We're not snobs, we're just better than you. Shawnee kids party harder than most decent colleges and know it. We graduate highschool with the knowledge of bong ripping, beer funneling, shot pounding, and drunk driving. And we HATE school because, well, the administation and faculty are heartless, braindead, assholes. We know the backroads to any shore and go there constantly, especially in the wintertime. We frequent Camden and party in the parking lot, returning home unscathed, because we're fearless. We've all been to a bonfire in the woods somewhere, and we all know that kid who can hook us up with any drug imaginable. If it weren't for the Super Wawa and Riv we'd go hungry. We know that Wednesday night means all-you-can-eat at Pics on Rt 206. Everyone in Medford is either there to stay forever and doomed for eternity or WANTS OUT.

Medford's beat, and the cops are sketch. Let's go to the shore.

by allison April 14, 2005

silver rocket

a silver sildo that will.... ugh ugh ugh

gh ugh sorry i walk around while haveing orgasims, or maybe it is i havfe orgasims while i am walkin around

by Allison April 11, 2005

C.M.F

Crazy Mother Fucker

he is such a C.M.F

by Allison May 21, 2003

honorary jew

An honorary member of the Jewish brethren. Usually awarded to someone who grew up in a Jewish neighbourhood, knows what a dreidel, kippa, bubbie and zaide are. Chews Bazooka Joe gum. Jealous they didn't get to build a tent in their back yard for Sukoot or celebrate a Bar Mitzvah. Frequently says stuff like "Oy! It took a lot of chutzpah for me to show him what's what. Mazel tov!"

Jameel was awarded his honorary jew status with a kippa ceremony.

by Allison March 22, 2004