allison's definitions

Halla

A gentleman with a receding hairline who enjoys putting himself down, and has a hard time with women.

Wow, he sure pulled a Halla, that girl was all over him and somehow he still screwed it up.

by allison September 19, 2004

honorary jew

An honorary member of the Jewish brethren. Usually awarded to someone who grew up in a Jewish neighbourhood, knows what a dreidel, kippa, bubbie and zaide are. Chews Bazooka Joe gum. Jealous they didn't get to build a tent in their back yard for Sukoot or celebrate a Bar Mitzvah. Frequently says stuff like "Oy! It took a lot of chutzpah for me to show him what's what. Mazel tov!"

Jameel was awarded his honorary jew status with a kippa ceremony.

by Allison March 22, 2004

Medford,NJ

Appears to be a small, over populated town with too many bored police officers looking to bust kids for everything from talking on their cell phones in their cars that their parents bought them to buying alcohol with a fake ID at the Vineyard to going 120 in a 65 mph zone on the way to LBI. Kids start smoking pot and drinking as early as 6th grade and are damn proud of it. We're not snobs, we're just better than you. Shawnee kids party harder than most decent colleges and know it. We graduate highschool with the knowledge of bong ripping, beer funneling, shot pounding, and drunk driving. And we HATE school because, well, the administation and faculty are heartless, braindead, assholes. We know the backroads to any shore and go there constantly, especially in the wintertime. We frequent Camden and party in the parking lot, returning home unscathed, because we're fearless. We've all been to a bonfire in the woods somewhere, and we all know that kid who can hook us up with any drug imaginable. If it weren't for the Super Wawa and Riv we'd go hungry. We know that Wednesday night means all-you-can-eat at Pics on Rt 206. Everyone in Medford is either there to stay forever and doomed for eternity or WANTS OUT.

Medford's beat, and the cops are sketch. Let's go to the shore.

by allison April 14, 2005

Giggalatin

Being a pimp/thug/gangsta or doing things that involve of pimps/thugs/gangstas.

You can find me in da club giggalatin giggalatin.

by Allison August 29, 2004

drunk nigga skunk

"Drunk nigga skunk" means that you are in an extreme state of alcoholic intoxication.

"Imma go to da liqua sto' & then imma get DRUNK NIGGA SKUNK!!!!"

by Allison January 24, 2005

chinchocha

chin beard/goatee that resembles a girls vagina

nice triangle patch of chinchocha you got there buddy.

by allison September 8, 2003

land grab

v. The amount of skin a drunk woman will allow a man to grope before she feels he has "gone too far".

I made out with Sheila at the bar, and it turned into a land grab, but she stopped me before I could get in her pants.

by allison March 23, 2004