allison's definitions

The Postal Service

An indie band, with the same lead singer as Death Cab for Cutie, with excellent beats, catchy songs, and crafty lyrics.

I just listened to the postal service, and now I am totally addicted.

by allison July 28, 2004

sum'bitch

Redneck contraction for son of a bitch.

Rusty, you dang ol' sum'bitch, get yer head outta that toilet bowl!!

by Allison January 4, 2005

Lamorinda

A place that emcompasses Moraga, Layfayette, and Orinda CA. The kids from Lamorinda are spoiled brats who often drive SUVS to get to a school less than 5 minutes away. The local hangout is Jack in the Box. Lamorinda kids have been known to have keggers in the middle of a feild at Burton Valley Elementary.

The kids from Lamorinda are so ghetto, there is probably less than 20 africans in the community.

by Allison April 12, 2005

Mistress

A woman other than his wife with whom a married man has an ongoing sexual relationship

by Allison July 15, 2003

fagalo

a person who likes a girl for their pussy

Kasey: do you really like her?
Carter: no, but she got a pusssy, duh!
Kasey: your such a fagalo

by Allison December 9, 2004

Spongebob

A cartoon character on Nickelodeon. He is a yellow, square-shaped, friendly sponge who works at the Krusty Krab.

He lives in a pineapple under the sea. Absorbant and yellow and porous is he.

Did you see the episode where Spongebob befriends Plankton?

by Allison February 7, 2005

bardode

gradual synchronized movement

Audrey, will you BARDODE up the stairs with me?

by allison October 26, 2004