6 definitions by allergictobullshit

o.o
it depends. either you use: o.o, O.O, O.o, or o.O there's a good chance it's for something you couldn't believe you just heard.
Teacher: 2(x+5)^3+6(y-17)/11.17+34. Solve it.
Student: o.o

Girl: *sobs* I broke up with Tony!
Friend: Oh, my gosh! What happened?
Girl: I found him kissing another guy!
Friend: o.O... O.o

Boy: I heard that they're going to take all the good channels off the air like the movie channels and such.
Friend: O.O
by allergictobullshit May 02, 2010
One of the best faces EVER! It can be used for happiness, sarcasm, speechlessness or just about anything.
Boy: Wanna go out sometime?
Girl: Sure! I'd love to! :D

Boy: Yo, dude guess what!
Dude: What?
Boy: Your mom's a bitch! :D

Boy: I've always wanted to tell you... I love you, Emma.
Emma: :D...
by allergictobullshit May 02, 2010
A fucktard wannabe vampire that is in love with Bella, a fucktard herself. (Omg they should make babies of the FUCKTARD species! Oh, wait! Don't they already have a fucktard child?) He's a vegetarian vampire. A vampire that sucks on animal blood. Not human. And he SPARKLEZ? Nice, he sparkles, also. Yeah, I think Stephanie Meyer got the wrong idea of a REAL VAMPIRE. He's just a faggot pansy fairy that stalks Bella. (Apparently that's "romance" to him) Bella is even more of a fucktard that she even FELL for him! Are you serious?

P.S. If you have NOT read the Twilight Saga, DON'T! JUST DON'T! Don't touch that series if you value your brain cells. That alone is one of the government's conspiracy theories that's gonna kill us all.
Twifan: Like, Oh my god. Edward Cullen is so darn cute! You should read Twilight!

Person: Yeah, I rather not. I'd love to keep my brain cells.

Twifan: How can you survive without reading TWILIGHT?! IT'S THE BEST!!!

Person: Unlike you, I actually want to pass and graduate.
by allergictobullshit May 02, 2010
A style of typing that noobs need to stop doing because it's driving people mad with their insensitivity of using poor spelling. It's useful in school and college to get notes down faster, but a major cause for murder when used to talk to people on the internet. The people that usually use shorthand on the internet like AIM, MSN or whatever are usually people that don't know how to fucking spell or write clear sentences. It's rare if these people DO know how to spell. Also, it's fucking annoying having to squint at the computer screen trying to make sense of something that looks scrunched together or looks like it came from another planet. The English language is the 2nd most used language in the word. Please, noobs, try not to fuck it up with your annoying use of shorthand. It's driving the world insane.
Noob: yo, waddap dawg. hw u do n?
Human: I'm doing fine.
Noob: wna hnq out sumtym? lyk @ da moves?
Human: Ugh, I'm sorry can you please type regular? I can't understand.
Noob: i em typin rglar. izz sumtn rong?
Human: Oh, my fucking God... Your shorthand is killing my eyesight.
Noob: nah, chll homee. i got disz undah cntrl.
Human: What the fuck are you saying like seriously? You are giving me a fucking headache. I think I'm going to have a brain hemorrhage because of you.
Noob: wuts dat? bryn hamrge?
Human: Oh, my God.. That's it I'm out.

Human has left the conversation.

Noob: yo dawg? u der?
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by allergictobullshit May 02, 2010
A person who complains about something another person does/says when they do/say they same thing.
Example 1:

Teacher: You need to do well in school, obtain a college degree so you can do well in life.

Student: So why was George Bush president when he had a C average?

Teacher: Don't ask me, as the government.

Student: HYPOCRITE!!!!!!!!!

Example 2:

Doctor: You need to stop smoking. As you should know smoking causes cancer that may lead to death.

Patient: Sure, doctor. I will.

Outside

Doctor: *takes out a cigarette and lights it up*

Patient: *just so happens to walk out and see him and points* HYPOCRITE!!!!

Doctor: SHIT! D:
by allergictobullshit May 02, 2010
BD
A face that can be used after proving someone wrong, agreeing with someone or making someone feel like a dumbass. (same thing as proving them wrong, but oh well.)
Bob: 2 + 2= 5.
Troy: No it doesn't.
Bob: Oh, yeah? Prove it.
Troy: *holds up 4 fingers* How many groups of 2 do I have?
Bob: 2- Oh...
Troy: Yeah, that's what I thought. BD

Chris: Isn't Ms. Trevors HAWT?!
Ricky: Ho ho ho Ohhhhh yeeeaaaahhhh. BD
by allergictobullshit May 02, 2010

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