word of the day: September 06, 2011
A slang term for when a woman is sexually attracted to a man or another woman.
The word may also be used as a name for the said man or woman who is the object of attraction.
Woman 1: "David Beckham is so hot."
Woman 2: "Yeah, I have a total Ladyboner for him."
Woman 1: "George Clooney is my ultimate Ladyboner."
When a lady gets a fuzzy feeling in her pants!
"wow ciara had a huge Lady Boner"
"ikr she was sooo fired up!"
Literally a boner that trans ladies get.
"Why did that person say lady boner when they don't even have a cock?"
"Yeah I don't know but think I'm going to go fap to porn with my lady boner~"
when a lady is aroused in her panties. Since she isn't capable of producing an actual erection, she is simply left with a lady boner.
"Stephan, thanks for showing me your HUGE DICK, now i have a lady boner!"
1. the female equivalent of a 'boner'.
2. May be as mild as slight moisture and nothing else: 'semi lady-boner'
3. Or it may be characterised by extreme wetness, involuntarily clenching and unclenching vaginal muscles, and an erect clitoris: 'massive lady-boner'
"Why did you have unprotected sex with that bad-boy player last night?"
"Because I had a massive lady-boner and he was really doing it for me and my school and family preach abstinence so I had no condoms".
A hypothetical boner on a woman. The term is, obviously, used only in speech and cannot be shown physically; it is intangible.
In text messages, for example:
Person: Does this turn you on?
You: Noooo... (hides ladyboner)
A disgusting way to express a girls hornyness by relating it to a guys boner.
Lauren Macaroni: Uhh mike ur so hot you gave me a lady boner.
Mike Nipples: No... just no.