24 definitions by alexis

Top Definition
When you are in the verge of commiting suicide, you go to this crappy site.
Some people actually waste their money
to look better, so they can get "screwerd."
Before I shoot myself in the head, let me go to habbo hotel, afterall, it will bore me to death!
by Alexis April 18, 2005
What health nuts or vegetarians eat: leafty greens and vegetables.
Can you minus the rabbit food from that sandwhich?
by Alexis October 28, 2004
Son is like your friends or your a nigga you real cool with that you say wassup to.
Wasssup son!
by Alexis December 01, 2003
playing around/kidding
tom:that test was so easy!
cheyann:ur joshin me! it was SO hard!
by Alexis October 17, 2003
usually referring to cigarettes. A pack of cigarettes. Singular cigarette.
Can i have one of yours? I left my stoogies in the car.
by Alexis March 26, 2005
The Impatient Gourmet is a sexual position in which one woman stands on her head naked with her legs spread, while the other woman goes and orders a pizza.
"My gustatory cravings were overpowering my sexual desires, so I had to give her the Impatient Gourmet."
by Alexis September 30, 2004

1. to demean, look down upon, or call into question the validity of one's views or opinions; to impugn

2. to argumentatively deny one their right to their views or opinions
"You're free to think that pineapples belong on a pizza; I disagree, but I won't besmunge your taste."  
by Alexis November 19, 2004

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