cooner 

shortened version of racoon, something amanda busch eats
OR
the bakuns aka bacooner

1.im a cooner
2.cooner out

cooner by gobstopper69 April 10, 2005

Cooner 

A type of duck from mid-africa, that cannot fly nor swim. Used in a metaphorical sense to describe someone that does not fit in anywhere.

That one legged, blind man is such a cooner. He doesn't fit in anywhere!

Cooner by Kevinsacooner June 10, 2009

cooner 

two words: FFFIIIRRREEE CCCRRROOOTTTCCCHHH!!!!

1.Red-haired children

cooner by alexis April 15, 2005

cooner 

shaggy hairstyle worn by mostly bros; usually the same length all the way around; the hair must be worn straight (not curly or wavy)

bro 1- "hey, bro, what did you do to your hair?"

Bro 2- "nothin man, I just let it grow out straight, its called a cooner."

cooner by coonerbro13 July 2, 2008

Cooner 

FINE BLACK PUSSY! Fine...juicy...curly and yummy

Did you see Latiqua the other day? That is some nice COONER!

Cooner by c-slaw August 19, 2006

cooner 

1. mug all you need to know is that a cooner is a mo fo-in name given to a mo fo-in trick ass hoe cuz she eat deez muvs. Why? she a mo fo-in hick....
2. name given to hicks
3. fuck this shit im outy

LOvInhiCkS4LiFE: i swear i saw dat cooner girl in me trailer yard lastnight.
FuCKmyASs: i know i sawed her too she steeelen alls ours food.

cooner by marius b., lil nigga, mandingo May 4, 2005

Cooner

A Person who masturbates exclusively and only to black people. Outside of masturbation, this person also has a very clear bias toward black people in the dating world too.

dude 1: Toby is a real cooner, his last three girlfriends were all black!
dude 2: wow man, isnt that racist to say?
dude 1: What? no, i didnt say coon, i said coon-er, totally different

Cooner by youknowdebbir March 8, 2026