albert einstein's definitions

Maas

Originally a slang term for the name "Max" commonly used in Australia as a greeting to anyone named Max. This phrase is now used to identify anyone or used as a greeting.

Person1: Hello maas
Max: fuck off dickhead

by Albert Einstein　 July 12, 2018

klump

tentacles! tentacles! everywhere!!!!!

klump is an automatic lesbian with large tentacles.

by albert einstein February 6, 2003

methode

Quite possibly the greatest player ever, also!

you may be good, but nowhere near this stud.

by Albert Einstein February 21, 2003

robodoc

IRC Channel for male attendants 30++ performing cyber sexual acts with minor male IRC attendants. Words often used: Macgyver, vaseline, two-armed spiked buttplug, butter, mullet, a**hole, f*ck, wrestling

I am the robodoc of this joint. i will cyber spoof you with my giant pale excrement-diving cockroach

by Albert Einstein February 6, 2003

nob

See jazzrule.

stfu nob!

by Albert Einstein November 13, 2003

thomsing

Eats chicken to look like Moskva-Marit. Smokes old gym socks. The mullet-meister.

Thomsing has a mullet.

by albert einstein February 6, 2003

partner

1. A member of the opposite sex
2. A person you are paired with

1. Oh, yea, I fucked her the other day..

2. Aw fuck, that faggot is my partner..

by Albert Einstein August 29, 2003