albert einstein's definitions

thomsing

Eats chicken to look like Moskva-Marit. Smokes old gym socks. The mullet-meister.

Thomsing has a mullet.

by albert einstein February 6, 2003

klump

tentacles! tentacles! everywhere!!!!!

klump is an automatic lesbian with large tentacles.

by albert einstein February 6, 2003

jazzrule

See nob.

What a bunch of nobs.

by Albert Einstein November 13, 2003

proest

A verb that describes a person or thing. Usually to say that they are pro. People who are described in that way usually be very overpowered and pro.

1. Jonny is pro!
2. Never underestimate the power of the proest one.

by ALBERT EINSTEIN February 25, 2014

neutralized

The rare circumstances in which a person is ultra hot and at the same time ultra cool. The word was created as a descriptive word for the two most neutralized people ever: Katie Hott and Gabe Greenberg

"She is so neutralized!"

by Albert Einstein November 25, 2004

tetarded

tetarded = crustated = queen = hannah

you are tetarded you mother fucker

by Albert Einstein February 6, 2005

robodoc

IRC Channel for male attendants 30++ performing cyber sexual acts with minor male IRC attendants. Words often used: Macgyver, vaseline, two-armed spiked buttplug, butter, mullet, a**hole, f*ck, wrestling

I am the robodoc of this joint. i will cyber spoof you with my giant pale excrement-diving cockroach

by Albert Einstein February 6, 2003