albert einstein's definitions

nob

See jazzrule.

stfu nob!

by Albert Einstein November 13, 2003

partner

1. A member of the opposite sex
2. A person you are paired with

1. Oh, yea, I fucked her the other day..

2. Aw fuck, that faggot is my partner..

by Albert Einstein August 29, 2003

klump

tentacles! tentacles! everywhere!!!!!

klump is an automatic lesbian with large tentacles.

by albert einstein February 6, 2003

True God

Mainly used in Queensland, meaning the upmost of truth.

Guy1: I fuckin caved that murry kid`s head in last night
Guy2: True god?
Guy1: Fuckin true god cunt

by Albert Einstein　 July 12, 2018

methode

Quite possibly the greatest player ever, also!

you may be good, but nowhere near this stud.

by Albert Einstein February 21, 2003

neutralized

The rare circumstances in which a person is ultra hot and at the same time ultra cool. The word was created as a descriptive word for the two most neutralized people ever: Katie Hott and Gabe Greenberg

"She is so neutralized!"

by Albert Einstein November 25, 2004

The-Incubator

1. The wittiest man alive.
2. Wit as it would appear in a human form.
3. Extremely sexy hunk

The-Incubator is witty. (note that the previous example was redundant)

by Albert Einstein July 6, 2003