albert's definitions

antiwar protestor

A person who expresses opposition to an act of war.

The antiwar protester stood outside the building, sign in hand, ready to convey opposition to the impending war.

by Albert February 15, 2004

drive it like you stole it

Drive fast; drive as if you stole the car and the police are after you.

If you are not here in ten minutes, I'm leaving without you. So put the pedal to the metal and drive it like you stole it.

by Albert February 15, 2004

urination dance

The urineation dance is an action performed when one must urinate badly. It is conducted by placing your legs together to seal off and prevent premature urination.

The urination dance is the opposite of the rain dance. It's objective is to prevent water from falling.

by Albert January 6, 2005

hump day

The middle of a work week (Wednesday); used in the context of climbing a proverbial hill to get through a tough week.

After hump day, the weekend gets closer.

by Albert February 15, 2004

MYOC

verb: Mind your own conversations

Person 1: Yeah well I got a Apple computer

Random Guy: Ha I got a PC

Person 2: MYOC

by Albert May 10, 2004

retsofnayr

Ryan foster, backwards.

retsof nayr lives down my hallway.

by Albert April 21, 2005

kidney punch

The act of striking a person in the area of the kidney. Can cause severe internal bleeding, resulting in the incapacitation of the injured person and sometimes death.

Jon received a kidney punch during the brawl.

by Albert February 15, 2004