albert's definitions

urination dance

The urineation dance is an action performed when one must urinate badly. It is conducted by placing your legs together to seal off and prevent premature urination.

The urination dance is the opposite of the rain dance. It's objective is to prevent water from falling.

by Albert January 6, 2005

tight

Original use: the mood or spirit between members of a music group who are having a particularly excellent performance.

Modern use: describes something particularly enjoyable or awesome.

We rocked that place out, everything was funky and our band was tight, man. We were all feelin' it.

That movie was tight. I loved it.

by Albert February 15, 2004

Mernt

This word means _________________________
yep at is what it means

Bubba is such a mernt

by albert September 2, 2003

rendal

the same as dick

hes gotta big rendal

by albert October 3, 2003

crikey

Australian exclamation equivalent to "WOW!"

Oh, crikey! Look at that king Croc!

by Albert February 14, 2004

superbowl snafu

The event during the Super Bowl XXXVIII halftime show in which Justin Timberlake removed the right side of Janet Jackson's top, revealing her breast.

CBS apologized for Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake's Superbowl Snafu.

by Albert February 14, 2004

kidney punch

The act of striking a person in the area of the kidney. Can cause severe internal bleeding, resulting in the incapacitation of the injured person and sometimes death.

Jon received a kidney punch during the brawl.

by Albert February 15, 2004