172 definitions by al-in-chgo

Vital to any Men's Room. On the wall are the urinals to pee in; inside the stalls are the arsenals to put one's arse upon.
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"If you need to do more than just piss, go inside that little cubicle where there's an arsenal waiting for you."
by al-in-chgo March 01, 2010
An erect penis that is beyond large, beyond thick, beyond long, beyond extra-long, and which stuns the (lucky?) looker-on. Unusual shapes figure into the formula too, such as a very long thick shaft with a very small glans (head). The judgment as to whether a penis is a freak of nature is somewhat subjective, although there's a consensus that a true freak of nature doesn't look quite normal, no matter how impressive it may be.
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"I saw an Al Parker movie once. Man, was he a freak of nature!"

"Yeah, I could never reconcile that size dick with that size body. But even though Parker was huge, he wasn't freak-of-nature huge by size alone. He was rather small in body, and it's the discrepancy between Al and Al's erection that made him look rather, um, unworldly."

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by al-in-chgo April 29, 2010
person who gives messy head (knob=head of penis; slob=messy, untidy).

See also knob slobber.
Erotic magazine advertisement, ca. 2004: "You can go from knob slob to blow job champ (by buying this book) . . . "
by al-in-chgo June 16, 2011
Harry (or "Hairy") Homo was a mean way to refer to the late Perry Como, a talented singer who was none of those things.

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"Karen! Come quick! The Harry Homo hour is just starting!"

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by al-in-chgo March 19, 2010

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