174 definitions by al-in-chgo

Portmanteau, probably of TWist and jERK.

In addition to the Miley Cyrus-type vigorous dancing, to manhandle or break by rough use.
"The plaintiff is suing for $2,000 because the towing service twerked the steering column so hard trying to get the car into neutral that it broke."

(The People's Court -- Nondancing example of word twerk).
by al-in-chgo February 19, 2014
Vital to any Men's Room. On the wall are the urinals to pee in; inside the stalls are the arsenals to put one's arse upon.
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"If you need to do more than just piss, go inside that little cubicle where there's an arsenal waiting for you."
by al-in-chgo March 01, 2010
An erect penis that is beyond large, beyond thick, beyond long, beyond extra-long, and which stuns the (lucky?) looker-on. Unusual shapes figure into the formula too, such as a very long thick shaft with a very small glans (head). The judgment as to whether a penis is a freak of nature is somewhat subjective, although there's a consensus that a true freak of nature doesn't look quite normal, no matter how impressive it may be.
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"I saw an Al Parker movie once. Man, was he a freak of nature!"

"Yeah, I could never reconcile that size dick with that size body. But even though Parker was huge, he wasn't freak-of-nature huge by size alone. He was rather small in body, and it's the discrepancy between Al and Al's erection that made him look rather, um, unworldly."

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by al-in-chgo April 29, 2010
person who gives messy head (knob=head of penis; slob=messy, untidy).

See also knob slobber.
Erotic magazine advertisement, ca. 2004: "You can go from knob slob to blow job champ (by buying this book) . . . "
by al-in-chgo June 16, 2011
Harry (or "Hairy") Homo was a mean way to refer to the late Perry Como, a talented singer who was none of those things.

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"Karen! Come quick! The Harry Homo hour is just starting!"

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by al-in-chgo March 19, 2010
1) The curious process of historical revision whereby a former Olympian can reveal, retroactively, that s/he spent forty years severely questioning his/her own sexual identity, while all the time taking great pains not to allow said sexually ambiguous thoughts to pass into the media.

2) A bipedal hominid who is in no sense of the word a mensch, who has not made a career of M-T-F but still hasn't the guts to cut off his wang and have it splayed open into a plastic pussy; a publicity-grubbing status-seeker and sexual hypocrite.

3) the result of a sex-change operation not to be confused with normal, healthy transsexuals, who has been so corrupted by Hollywood value that s/he thinks that Americans will swallow 40 years of bullcrap just for a photo cover spread and charm offensive.
"Oh, God, there she is again. All OVER the media."

"I wonder if the cereal company will give me back what I paid for my Wheaties box back when she was still a he?"

"It's a very de-Jenner-ate situation."
by al-in-chgo June 08, 2015

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