al-in-chgo's definitions

saw palmetto

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Scrubby, palm-like bush native to the South Carolina. Widely available dried, ground and put into OTC supplements in capsule form from numerous manufacturers.

Since this herbal product is not regulated by the US Food and Drug Administration (FDA), empirical claims or benefits are hard to come by. It may be just a nostrum, but many middle-aged men consider it helpful for prostate function or flow.

Manufacturers' recommended dosages are usually one or two capsules per day. Common formulations include 100 mg per capsule for saw palmetto from the berry portion only, or around 500 mg from the overall plant, sometimes including some berry-only derived saw palmetto and other additives such as pygeum and pumpkin seed.

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"Uncle Jerry says saw palmetto makes him hornier because it works with zinc to increase and improve the flow of prostatic fluid."

"Prostatic fluid?"

"Yes, Kyle, the stuff that makes up about two-thirds of your semen."

"Are you sure it isn't just a nostrum with a placebo effect?"

"Could be, but why would my uncle avoid something that he knows has helped him even if the way it works is merely psychological?"

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by al-in-chgo March 7, 2010

ain't done it

"Ain't done it (or dunnit)" is a Deep Southernism for "I emphatically repudiate your last allegation."

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"Who took the last beer in the fridge? Jimmy, was it you?"

"Ain't done it!"

by al-in-chgo March 6, 2010

candy

The human posterior, especially the anus, usually male. Originates from homosexual prison slang of the 1930's - 1960's, in which "junk" is the frontal male genitalia and "candy" the reverse.... A bottom's candy, sexually, is where the top wants to put his junk.

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Never mind the big junk, he's candy all the way.

by al-in-chgo June 3, 2010

basketball player

Sexually speaking, it's a man who "dribbles" before he "shoots." That is, when fully aroused and ready to come, he is generous with driblets of pre-ejaculatory fluid ("pre-cum"), sometimes followed by dribbled semen (the beginning of ejaculation), before the main orgasm kicks in, causing him to spurt semen (he "shoots").

There is nothing wrong with this sequence of events; in fact, it's quite normal.

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"Algernon and I were upstairs last night fooling around and I found out the hard way that he's a basketball player."

"So what was he doing so close to your hoop, anyway?"

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by al-in-chgo March 6, 2010

jocker

Old-fashioned prison slang for a dominant male homosexual "top," especially in his relationship with a submissive "bottom," aka punk.

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Warden describing a prison killing: "Just two jockers fighting over a punk." IN COLD BLOOD, Truman Capote, 1966.

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by al-in-chgo June 3, 2010

irrumare

A Latin and Italian word regarding male oral sex that is frequently confused with the more commonly used "fellare." "Irrumare" (person who does the act is an 'irrumator') refers to the person who offers the penis for sucking. The person who gives head (takes the penis into his or her mouth) is the 'fellator,' from "fellare". Modern terms like "sucker/suckee" or "bottom/top" don't cover the distinction so well.

-- That cocksucker? He can fellare me!

-- Oh you mean you want to irrumare him!

by al-in-chgo May 27, 2011

male g-spot

The prostate gland, said to be the male equivalent of a woman's g-spot. Capable of producing great physical pleasure with massage or pressure; not too surprising since the prostate gland produces about two-thirds of the "juice" in semen.

It is possible (perhaps more often practiced in parts of India) for the prostate gland to be "milked" resulting in ejaculation without orgasm.

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"So the doctor gave me this digi-rectal exam and when his finger was all the way in, it started to feel really good. Does this make me gay?"

"No, man, it means he hit your male g-spot, the prostate. Every guy's got one."

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by al-in-chgo March 7, 2010