15 definitions by ag
Jessica Perre. Someone whos entire life is contractraction. Someone who thinks they know everything, but really no absolutly nothing and on a daily bases makes themselfs sound stupid without even knowing it.
saying that you have never had a real bf, when really you have had many chances, more then you deserve, and all of them ultimatly end becuase of you.
Lieing straight to your friends face about something, when they know you are lieing and have evidence right in front of them.
Someone who brags about being caught by the police.
Someone who denies being high when they are high.
Lieing straight to your friends face about something, when they know you are lieing and have evidence right in front of them.
Someone who brags about being caught by the police.
Someone who denies being high when they are high.
by ag April 25, 2005
A person from the country of Well Hunglandia, a small sovereign state in Central Europe with a population of 2000. The capital, Gillicksville, is known for its numerous examples of fine Asbestos Nouveau architecture, a style derived from the structural possibilities of this material. Most people are very unwell, gout, syphilis and the clap proliferating. This phenomena has been put down to the jaw-dropping quantities of the sex every capable adult indulges in. The diseases are worn like badges of honour, dignitaries heralded for there complete moral looseness.
They also make nice cheese.
They also make nice cheese.
'I am Well Hung, are you Welsh?'
'Yes. boyo. How did you guess?'
'You were attempting to steal my watch and you are virtually unrecognisable as a human being through that thick mat of black hair.'
'I see.'
'Yes. boyo. How did you guess?'
'You were attempting to steal my watch and you are virtually unrecognisable as a human being through that thick mat of black hair.'
'I see.'
by ag July 30, 2004
by ag January 12, 2005
the biggest jackass known to man. has to have at least 7 STD's from tara. heavily medicates himself (but nothing will treat that ugliness)
jane, he is such a philly d #2. You should stay as far away from him as possible if you wanna avoid getting crabs
by ag October 30, 2004
A bizarre form of mental aerobic exercise in which one strives towards the essentially divine goal of completely forcing oneself up ones own sphincter using only the power of the mind.
Recently a philosophy grad student from Stamford actually managed to bury all of his head, one arm (to the elbow) and a bit of his other shoulder up his own anus. This unusual incident occured when he was teaching Existentialism to young folk and was designed to demonstrate that a)existence is only perception and b)he had a big anus. Unfortunately he choked before he had managed to extricate himself and thus kinda proved himself wrong on both counts.
by ag February 9, 2005