ag's definitions

heyo

how i say hello

heyo people

by ag April 11, 2003

philosophy

A bizarre form of mental aerobic exercise in which one strives towards the essentially divine goal of completely forcing oneself up ones own sphincter using only the power of the mind.

Recently a philosophy grad student from Stamford actually managed to bury all of his head, one arm (to the elbow) and a bit of his other shoulder up his own anus. This unusual incident occured when he was teaching Existentialism to young folk and was designed to demonstrate that a)existence is only perception and b)he had a big anus. Unfortunately he choked before he had managed to extricate himself and thus kinda proved himself wrong on both counts.

by ag February 9, 2005

The chop

When a guy gets the end of his Yoohoo nipped off.

I got drunk and signed myself up for The chop.

by AG February 20, 2004

snoguitar

someone who snowboards and plays the guitar.

Damn what a snoguitar!

by AG February 12, 2003

etard

a noun used to describe someone who has lost most mental functions, becomes obnoxiously touchy and has problems contolling their body movements due to use of ecstacy

That etard won't stop petting me.

by AG July 10, 2004

Caroxing

Rubbing your sweaty crotch with a rock.

Anoop is caroxing!

by AG February 10, 2004

Germantown Academy

pretty much covered by above. preppy ass school in fort washington disrespected by basically the rest of pennsylvania. everyone's family owns some kind of empire, most people get smashed or stoned because they cant think of anything better to do with their time (or the convertible their mommy bought them isnt good enough), and designer clothes are a must have. the majority of the kids there annoy everyone, think theyre hot shit, and wouldnt last one minute in the real world. other 1% of people are genuinely cool.

also, adderol is a scandal here. most of us dont get out much...

those pissass ga kids can fuck themselves sideways, polo shirts, jock straps, and all.

by ag December 1, 2004