12 definitions by afflaffagoo
In a shooting competition where competitors shoot a taxidermied and feathered animal, a competitor shoots the animal, which ruffles many of its feathers into the air, at which point the competitor identifies a particular feather that is flying through the air with a laser pointer to point out to the crowd that they will use for their next shot, and successfully shoots the same feather, to earn a bonus multiplier in the competition
A sensational afflaffagoo for Hoops McCann to end his turn, earning him quintuple points for the round!
by afflaffagoo December 15, 2021
The guy who used to work as the Poughkeepsie Pigeons minor league hockey team mascot. After retiring, he kept the T-shirt cannon he used to use on his zamboni rides. He currently wreaks havoc with it at war reenactments by flankstankbeebeeing people.
by afflaffagoo January 30, 2022
That twister would’ve taken a hard right down Cedar if Jimmy would’ve remembered the spoons. The ptaindelka was incomplete, and now we’re staying with the Smurf worship commune.
by afflaffagoo March 15, 2023
A boy is given the chance to become a man by drinking the bitterest coffee or the blandest tea, but if he adds milk or sugar to either, the elders of the village shun him and make him feed the goats for life
by afflaffagoo November 1, 2023
The place to be for all “spineless wonders”, aka the super-whipped who will do anything for their partner at a moment’s notice
Mike, your last move clearly won Elle the game at everyone else’s expense. You are certainly a member of the jellyfish club
by afflaffagoo October 28, 2023