10 definitions by adz h

gyal-dem

This expression basically means your home-girlz. It is taken from the male origin man-dem. Can be used by both male and female homies, 2 describe thier home-gyal.

1) wassup gyal-dem? wot u up 2?
2) ive gotta gyal-dem thats obbsessed with that stuff! 4 real.
3) uve been my gyal-dems from pure time, trust.

by adz h January 8, 2006

Skibadee

This word comes from the well known drum & Bass MC; mc skibadee. It basically means to make a move or to leave the room/building/car. It can be used as a word on its own to let ur man-dems know that uve gotta get out of there quik! Or if u kno a member of authority is listening this one word will alert your home-boys so u can get the hell out quickly.

1) Yo man-dems, the police are round the corner. lets skibadee!!!
2) Come on Stizz!!! - weve gotta skibadee quik-time!!!
3) Skibadee, b4 u get a cap popped in your dome!!!
4) Lets skibadee, after we've listened 2 dis MC Skibadee track!

by adz h January 9, 2006

cheeky-

This is a prefix, that is added onto anything that you are doing/having, without permission, when at work, or in some type of lesson, where rules are to be followed.

1) (when working outdoors) Scott, go and make us a cheeky-bru whilst the boss is havvin a shit!!!
2) Rite, i'l go and roll us a cheeky-joint in the toilet.
3) I had a cheeky-spliff at work, itz always better when ur not supposed 2 be doin it!!!

by adz h January 10, 2006

Jobber

simply A Hand-job. for a female to use ones hand(s) in order to give sexual pleasure to a male.

1) il giv u a finger-fuck if u giv me a jobber first!
2) yeh man, she gave me a jobber whilst watchin match of the day!!!
3) well it started off with just a jobber, but one thing led 2 another, b4 we knew it we wer Rewriting the Warsaw Pact

by adz h January 9, 2006

window licker

When you always put food down for the cat but never put water or milk down (because you cant be arsed). The cat becomes neglected and after a few days decides to lick the condensation off the windows as it is the only means of liquid accessable.
- Can be used for anything neglected!

1) My cat was so thirsty, he become a window licker!
2) (when neglecting academic work) That essay has become a window licker, trust!, it aint gonna be done for time - i cant understand that shit!
3) (when being neglected) SHIT, i feel like a window licker!

by adz h January 9, 2006

man-dem

This phrase is used by a male or female to refer to their male homies. it can be used as a greeting towards one or more home-boyz, or as a means of refering to your crew, when in the presence of neutral, or un-known company.
see also gyal-dem

1) hey, wassup man-dem(s), u aiight?
2) yeh, my man-dems will hook u up with that shit, trust.
3) dont start flexxin or my man-dems will fuck u up, 4 real!!!

by adz h January 8, 2006

split-ass

A phrase used to describe a single, or group of minky.
- Taken from the well known geordie comedian Roy chubby Brown.
- Used to describe the wife/girlfriend.

1) Fukkin hell, chubbsy gets loadsa split-ass now he's a famous CUNT.
2) Is me tea on the table you SPLIT-ASS!?
3) Lets go down 2 the old folks home and get us sum easy split-ass!!!!!!
4) (crowd) YOU FAT BASTARD, YOU FAT BASTARD, YOU FAT BASTARD!...
(Chubbs) ***DANCES*** fUCK OFF!!!

by adz h January 11, 2006