5 definitions by adventchild

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When you start masturbating, call from your bedroom to a parent and try to cum before they make it upstairs.
Boy:MUM!!!
10 seconds later..
Mum: Oh my god why did you call me here?!
Boy: i failed at the speed wank.
by Adventchild November 12, 2009

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Means Whats Up and How You Doing
Wassabi is a conversation opener on MSN
by adventchild December 09, 2005

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For someone to drown
If You Can't Swim, Your Sure To Drizown
by AdventChild August 10, 2006

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Shit band who dont sound anything like punk and have obsessive 14 year old girls for fans.
Billie-Jo is a wanker from Green Day.
by Adventchild March 01, 2006

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RnB
Old form of rock and roll, black version of rock n roll that has evolved into something crap.
Frankie Lymon and The Teenagers is an old group that sounded RnB
by Adventchild March 01, 2006

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