5 definitions by Adventchild
by Adventchild March 1, 2006
by Adventchild March 1, 2006
by Adventchild December 10, 2005
by Adventchild August 10, 2006
When you start masturbating, call from your bedroom to a parent and try to cum before they make it upstairs.
Boy:MUM!!!
10 seconds later..
Mum: Oh my god why did you call me here?!
Boy: i failed at the speed wank.
10 seconds later..
Mum: Oh my god why did you call me here?!
Boy: i failed at the speed wank.
by Adventchild November 12, 2009