by Action Squirrel April 04, 2003
an imaginary elf that lives in your toilet. when you are constipated, he pulls the poop out of you by chanting mystical spells.
by Action Squirrel April 05, 2003
fabric softener sheets stuffed into a cardboard tube (usually a toilet paper roll). Used as a means to filter marijuana smoke from the air. The smokers exhale into it, causing a fresh smell to eminate out the other end.
by Action Squirrel April 05, 2003
pertaining to a teenage girl's fascination with kittens, rainbows, and fluffy things, even though she is of "fuckable" age
OMG! Mary Kate and Ashley are almost 18! They come off like they are all punky brewster, but I bet they already been deflowered.
by Action Squirrel April 05, 2003
by Action Squirrel April 04, 2003
a particularly rough turd. one that causes pain to the anal region, causing pain and often some bleeding.
I shouldnt have eaten that popcorn last night. I laid a serious ass rasp this morning. Now my ass is wordtoe up/word.
by Action Squirrel April 04, 2003