2 definitions by abracadabra10
A one night stand with a soap phobia stays at your house and cleans their asshole on your towel. Your roomie finds it, and chases you around the kitchen. You have now slept with a towelie.
"Oh my god, I think that Wally is a Towelie, check out the round shit stain i found".
"Towlie can't even clean his ass properly, I can't believe you fucked that. Next he will be handing you a hot lunch".
"Towlie can't even clean his ass properly, I can't believe you fucked that. Next he will be handing you a hot lunch".
by abracadabra10 March 26, 2009
To finger someone when they are drunk and asleep in such a way that they think they only dreamed the whole incident
"Hey Candy, last night I think i copped a Litchfield, I thought it was a dream but I found a massive hole in my underwear"
by abracadabra10 November 9, 2008