aaron's definitions

couch surfing

1. A cheap form of lodging used mainly by college-students or recent college-grads, where one stays on acquaintance's couches rather than a hotel.

2. What someone who can't afford rent on their own and/or can't find roommates quick enough does when they are "between" places

1. dude1:I'm hittin' up NYC this weekend.
dude2:Damn, thats gonna be expensive.
dude1:Not rilli, my boy from college just got a job and a place in Manhattan, and I'm couch surfin'.

2. person1: Whats up with Joe, he's been here like all the time.
person2:he just broke up with his girl, and doesn't have a place yet, so he's couch surfin' here 'til then.

by Aaron August 4, 2004

mono dick

a person with one dick

eeeerrrrr he has a monodick

by aaron October 13, 2003

scarvev

A talking tennis racquet

damn, thats one awesome talking tennis racquet.. just like Ken's dads racquet

by Aaron September 22, 2004

Dese nutts

An insult use as a comeback.

Teacher: Are you done with that tests yet?
Nigga: Nah not yet.
Teacher: Well hury, double time.
Nigga: Double time dese nutts

by Aaron October 1, 2003

facetious

Playfully jocular; humorous.

The comedian made many facetious remarks.

by Aaron August 30, 2003

zauchin

fat bastard that enjoys looking at other fat men naked.

Michael enjoys being a zauchin (Ex., Chris Bostany

by Aaron November 24, 2003

wafflegasm

cums from jamaica, - wen u have an orgasm by eatin too many waffles

ooooh ooh ooh waffles, oooh, more!

by aaron May 13, 2005