aaron's definitions

guppish

adjective. vivacious

"You and I used to have many guppish outings when you were a small lad."

by Aaron April 26, 2003

groundation

A lifetime sentence to one's own bedroom.

My kids is at home, they on groundation.

by Aaron December 8, 2003

Scarpnut

Bloody residue left over after beating off with an abrasive material

Goddamn Scarpnut left me with no skin on my dick

by Aaron November 6, 2004

hatefuck

To have sex, especially in a rough manner, with someone who one finds physically attractive but personally loathsome. Sometimes abbreviated HF in polite company. Antonym: Tender Lovin' Fuck (TLF).

"Man, I would like to hatefuck Ann Coulter," said Jeff, a staunch liberal.

by Aaron January 26, 2004

bj

abbrev. for when a guy puts another guys penis in his mouth and shoves it into his throat.

Man, you gave me the best bj ever.

by aaron May 13, 2005

TLF

Abbreviation for Tender Lovin' Fuck.

Clare Danes is most definitely a TLF, not an HF, as she is wholesome, sweet, and seemingly intelligent.

by Aaron January 26, 2004

dirty dick

When one uses their genitalia(usually male)on a person or object ie. coffee mug, phone reciever, sandwich, door handle, person's forehead etc. Best experienced when observing someone touching or eating an object that has been dirty dicked.

Lets give everyone's car door handle a dirty dickin so wherever they go today they have dick on their hand.

by Aaron December 19, 2003