aaron's definitions

The Aristocrats

An common joke among comedians involving a travelling family of performers doing bizarre sex acts with each other during an audition in front of a talent scout. When the talent scout asks what they call themselves, the lead proudly announces, "The Aristocrats!"
The point of this joke is not the punchline, "The Aristocrats!", but rather the gratuitous descriptions of the sex acts and bodily fluids. These vary depending on the teller. Below is a short example of the joke.

So, a family goes in to a talent scout asking for an audition, and the talent scout says, OK.
The father proceeds to undress himself and rips the clothes off his family, have all sorts of sex with his entire family, and by the end, the room is covered in urine, semen, feces, blood, sweat, tears, vaginal juices, vomit, hair, spit, earwax, mucus, toenails, fingernails, and little bits of skin.
You can imagine the kind of things that must have gone on...
When asked what they call the act, the father responds,
"The Aristocrats!"

by Aaron June 19, 2006

Ranta

To wear swim trunks beneath trousers or trunks.

Timmy likes to Ranta it after he swims.

by Aaron August 23, 2004

dilznick

the male cock n' sack.

johnny: "hey bro, totally tubular shades man."

jerry: "get off my dilznick."

by aaron August 18, 2004

parents

the only thing between you and an endless shitload of porn watching.

Hey man your parents caught you again man, did they take your computer?

by aaron April 20, 2005

balango man

A real, suave motherfucker; someone who knows how to go out in style.

"Aw shit, you see Raphael and his new pimped out car? That cat's so cool, a real balango man."

by aaron May 9, 2003

Itachsuke

Intertwinement of Itachi and Sasuke; character made up by Aaron.

Itachi+Sasuke= Itachsuke! =D

by Aaron April 4, 2005

Spooty

1) Adj. Similar in usage to spiffy, or cool.
2) interj. Something muttered when something you don't want to happen happens. Similar to (sarcastic) "That's just great."

Spootiful (adj), Spooties (adj)

1) The object of desire was spooty.

2) "That's really spooty!"

by Aaron December 2, 2002